Marriage counseling
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 09 Dec 14:46
https://lemmy.world/post/22943979

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DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 15:01 next collapse

Same but with endlines I’ll never finish

danekrae@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 15:04 next collapse

“I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 09 Dec 15:10 next collapse

Wife: I hate being in this situation!

Therapist: So do all who live to see...

Wife: NOOO!!!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 09 Dec 17:35 collapse

Therapist: ISILDUUUUR!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Dec 22:43 collapse

Wife: THE DARK FLAME OF UDUN WILL NOT goddammit, now I’m doing it too!

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 09 Dec 15:19 next collapse

oof

I’ve been feeling that quote for a bit now. Just three more years they say.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 09 Dec 15:35 collapse

What happens in three years?

VanillerGoriller@sh.itjust.works on 09 Dec 15:46 next collapse

Finally buying more butter

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 09 Dec 15:49 next collapse

Butter? In this economy!?

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 09 Dec 19:57 collapse

The great dairypression

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 09 Dec 19:59 collapse

I’ll be done with the post cancer regimen. Currently they have my hormone levels through the floor to try and prevent the cancer from coming back. Keeps me weak and tired and all around exhausted all the time.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 09 Dec 20:17 collapse

Damn, cancer treatment is rough. Hang in there! Wishing you all the best!

teft@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 15:26 next collapse

The therapist: He’s just afraid to show his true feelings.

Him: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

DScratch@sh.itjust.works on 09 Dec 17:32 next collapse

Is it just me or is that line incredible writing?

Like, can you think of a more Hobbit metaphor?

(Not to say the rest of the writing is bad, this one just stuck with me as Tolkien really got into Bilbos head)

Muun@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 18:12 collapse

No, it’s amazing. It also works for describing the overall theme of decay for the third age.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 20:30 collapse

Also fits Galadriel and her decision to rather remain Galadriel and go into the west instead of become the “Dark Queen”. She’s literally the oldest living being besides Sauron itself residing on Middle Earth by that point.

EDIT: ok, one of the. Still hella old.

Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 09 Dec 21:13 next collapse

oldest living being besides Sauron

confused Olórin noises

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 21:56 collapse

The Wizards (sort of), Tom Bombadil, Treebeard, and Círdan the Shipwright: am I a joke to you?

njm1314@lemmy.world on 11 Dec 00:55 collapse

Is Treebeard older? I would have thought the opposite.

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 13 Dec 13:10 collapse

He’s the oldest thing that walks Middle Earth aside from Bombadil.

The Wizards are older, though, if you consider their non-physical spirit form that’s been around pretty much since the beginning.

whotookkarl@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 18:07 next collapse

Lord of the rings, historic military strategy, or noir detective are the three choices.

zloubida@lemmy.world on 09 Dec 18:11 next collapse

— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread?

— You have my sword!

— I walked into this one, didn’t I?

Senseless@feddit.org on 09 Dec 19:08 collapse

And my axe!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Dec 22:37 collapse

As long as you put your bow away! It made a horrible mess the last time you “helped” my sandwich with it!

FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee on 09 Dec 20:50 next collapse

Me too, Bilbo.

Best simile ever. Still relatable. More so, even. Pity I don’t have a ring of power to show for it

adj16@lemmy.world on 10 Dec 13:32 collapse

It’s not my fault Tolkien has a quote for every possible mood