Making Orcs push up daises
from negativenull@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 19 Nov 2024 20:54
https://lemmy.world/post/22219081
from negativenull@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 19 Nov 2024 20:54
https://lemmy.world/post/22219081
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He was a great warrior … but Ralphie shot his eye out
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But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?
Poetry. Sheer poetry!
“A+, plus, plus, plus, plus…”
This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.
Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?
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pushes him down slide
Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing
Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out
That wound will never fully heal
Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.
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“You have my sword.”
“And my bow.”
“And my axe.”
“And MY VUVUZELLA.”