Making Orcs push up daises
from negativenull@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 19 Nov 20:54
https://lemmy.world/post/22219081

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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 19 Nov 21:49 next collapse

He was a great warrior … but Ralphie shot his eye out

negativenull@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 21:51 collapse
Assman@sh.itjust.works on 19 Nov 22:06 next collapse

But does it have a compass in the stock? Does it have this thing which tells time?

wjrii@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 22:59 collapse

Poetry. Sheer poetry!

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 19 Nov 23:29 collapse

“A+, plus, plus, plus, plus…”

sirico@feddit.uk on 19 Nov 22:23 next collapse

This is why there was only one eye tower in Mordor.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 19 Nov 22:26 collapse

Sauron shot his eye out with an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle?

JoMiran@lemmy.ml on 19 Nov 22:31 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/451ace9c-8358-475b-be47-620436881a8b.jpeg">

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works on 20 Nov 00:22 collapse

pushes him down slide

PlasticExistence@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 02:34 collapse

Quick to anger, quick to Ho Ho Ho-ing

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world on 19 Nov 22:52 next collapse

Now instead of Gimli breaking his axe on it, the kid shoots it, it ricochets, and then shoots his eye out

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 20 Nov 04:44 collapse

That wound will never fully heal

JackbyDev@programming.dev on 20 Nov 12:13 next collapse

Imagine not using a shot of Ralphie in this outfit for this meme.

<img alt="" src="https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/df90ef90-9d56-485c-be8f-4b7494b4b876.jpeg">

ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world on 20 Nov 13:20 collapse

“You have my sword.”

“And my bow.”

“And my axe.”

“And MY VUVUZELLA.”