ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world
on 10 Nov 13:54
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This is fucking cute
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 10 Nov 15:18
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I’ve always been curious, do Hobbits have crazy high metabolism or extremely poor digestive system? All those calories must be going somewhere, right?
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
on 10 Nov 16:19
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I assume it’s a crazy high metabolism. Smaller creatures generally need to eat proportionally more than their larger counterparts. Taken to an extreme, some small birds need to consume their own body weight in food every day.
They like keeping busy! Seriously though you’re presumably already a pretty active person if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
on 11 Nov 01:20
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if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world
They didn’t do it in one shot though. They went to Fatty Bolger’s place first, then to Tom Bombadil’s, Bree, and Rivendell. I imagine that they gradually improved their strength and stamina with each leg of the journey. Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
on 11 Nov 07:57
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Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.
(Smash cut to Frodo and Sam clawing their way up Mt. Doom)
" 'Ah, just take the Ring to Rivendell and I’ll catch up with ya! ’ he said.
'Elrond’s pretty sharp he’ll know what to do!’ he said.
‘It’ll be an aDvEnTuRe!’ he said!"
stupidcasey@lemmy.world
on 11 Nov 05:15
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Wouldn’t be as many calories as an average American.
Also the movies are at least %95 walking the Extra long editions %99.9 so they probably burn every single calorie.
Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 11 Nov 06:52
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Yeah, but this is something normal for Hobbits, notably Mary and Pippin, who are nobles and normally wouldn’t do anything active all day.
threaded - newest
Relationship goals.
they fucked after first breakfast, nice
they probably fucked between supper and breakfast too, but then they slept, so you don’t see the effects on their face
Good analysis - you’re right, but it’s hard to say what’s normal in Hobbit culture.
But the hair is more disheveled after first breakfast.
It was tender and sleepy the night before, but more fun and adventurous with a good night’s sleep and a meal inside.
Smile, it could be wurst.
This is fucking cute
I’ve always been curious, do Hobbits have crazy high metabolism or extremely poor digestive system? All those calories must be going somewhere, right?
I assume it’s a crazy high metabolism. Smaller creatures generally need to eat proportionally more than their larger counterparts. Taken to an extreme, some small birds need to consume their own body weight in food every day.
More surface area per volume on a hobbit.
They like keeping busy! Seriously though you’re presumably already a pretty active person if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world.
They didn’t do it in one shot though. They went to Fatty Bolger’s place first, then to Tom Bombadil’s, Bree, and Rivendell. I imagine that they gradually improved their strength and stamina with each leg of the journey. Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.
(Smash cut to Frodo and Sam clawing their way up Mt. Doom)
" 'Ah, just take the Ring to Rivendell and I’ll catch up with ya! ’ he said.
'Elrond’s pretty sharp he’ll know what to do!’ he said.
‘It’ll be an aDvEnTuRe!’ he said!"
Wouldn’t be as many calories as an average American.
Also the movies are at least %95 walking the Extra long editions %99.9 so they probably burn every single calorie.
Yeah, but this is something normal for Hobbits, notably Mary and Pippin, who are nobles and normally wouldn’t do anything active all day.
The average hobbit supposed to be fit.
Some would describe them as plump. Personally I think spherical is the better term
Triggered by the Cherry Tomatoes (they look regular-size because Hobbits are small).
Aren’t those strawberries?
strawmaetoes
Boil 'em, mash 'em, eat 'em in your bed