They'll need energy to keep going until Brunch
from Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 10 Nov 2024 10:16
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 2024 11:15 next collapse

Relationship goals.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 2024 13:12 next collapse

they fucked after first breakfast, nice

RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 2024 15:18 next collapse

they probably fucked between supper and breakfast too, but then they slept, so you don’t see the effects on their face

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 2024 19:40 next collapse

Good analysis - you’re right, but it’s hard to say what’s normal in Hobbit culture.

ch00f@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 00:37 collapse

But the hair is more disheveled after first breakfast.

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 16:21 collapse

It was tender and sleepy the night before, but more fun and adventurous with a good night’s sleep and a meal inside.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 05:41 collapse

Smile, it could be wurst.

ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 2024 13:54 next collapse

This is fucking cute

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 10 Nov 2024 15:18 next collapse

I’ve always been curious, do Hobbits have crazy high metabolism or extremely poor digestive system? All those calories must be going somewhere, right?

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 10 Nov 2024 16:19 next collapse

I assume it’s a crazy high metabolism. Smaller creatures generally need to eat proportionally more than their larger counterparts. Taken to an extreme, some small birds need to consume their own body weight in food every day.

ch00f@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 00:38 collapse

More surface area per volume on a hobbit.

smeg@feddit.uk on 11 Nov 2024 00:22 next collapse

They like keeping busy! Seriously though you’re presumably already a pretty active person if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 11 Nov 2024 01:20 collapse

if you can one day just decide to go for a hike to the other side of the world

They didn’t do it in one shot though. They went to Fatty Bolger’s place first, then to Tom Bombadil’s, Bree, and Rivendell. I imagine that they gradually improved their strength and stamina with each leg of the journey. Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today on 11 Nov 2024 07:57 collapse

Frodo’s initial task was just to get The Ring to Rivendell, after all.

(Smash cut to Frodo and Sam clawing their way up Mt. Doom)

" 'Ah, just take the Ring to Rivendell and I’ll catch up with ya! ’ he said.

'Elrond’s pretty sharp he’ll know what to do!’ he said.

‘It’ll be an aDvEnTuRe!’ he said!"

stupidcasey@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 05:15 next collapse

Wouldn’t be as many calories as an average American.

Also the movies are at least %95 walking the Extra long editions %99.9 so they probably burn every single calorie.

Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 11 Nov 2024 06:52 collapse

Yeah, but this is something normal for Hobbits, notably Mary and Pippin, who are nobles and normally wouldn’t do anything active all day.

Jocarnail@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 2024 08:48 next collapse

The average hobbit supposed to be fit.

Some would describe them as plump. Personally I think spherical is the better term

Godric@lemmy.world on 26 Nov 05:58 collapse

No, they’re just fucking the day away between meals, burning calories as they go.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone on 11 Nov 2024 05:26 collapse

Triggered by the Cherry Tomatoes (they look regular-size because Hobbits are small).

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 11 Nov 2024 15:04 collapse

Aren’t those strawberries?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 14 Nov 2024 10:43 collapse

strawmaetoes

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 14 Nov 2024 15:25 collapse

Boil 'em, mash 'em, eat 'em in your bed