#lotrmemes
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But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
<img alt="" src="https://www.theblogofmazarbul.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/the-failure-of-sam-gamgee-1472261344.jpeg">
That’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEEN
DAMMIT
EVER BEAN
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
So, are we calling Aragorn’s father-in-law a liar? (I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance) <img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ab7ed39b-5167-4b9e-a713-604994be5dde.jpeg">
We’ll discuss Elrond’s muscle mommy fixation at a later time.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/177909a4-4d12-4e1d-875a-9136a058f3ce.webp">
Just me springing to attention ma’am
Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/
We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless
Somethings are awkward alone.
threaded - newest
But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
<img alt="" src="https://www.theblogofmazarbul.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/the-failure-of-sam-gamgee-1472261344.jpeg">
That’s because I was carrying my unemployed boss
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEENDAMMIT
FTFY
CHEERFULLY WITHDRAWN
IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I’LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I’VE EVER BEAN
Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
So, are we calling Aragorn’s father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)
<img alt="" src="https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ab7ed39b-5167-4b9e-a713-604994be5dde.jpeg">
We’ll discuss Elrond’s muscle mommy fixation at a later time.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/177909a4-4d12-4e1d-875a-9136a058f3ce.webp">
Just me springing to attention ma’am
Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/
We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless
Somethings are awkward alone.