Everyone has different reasons for using a nickname
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 29 Oct 16:52
https://lemmy.world/post/21410033

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Sanctus@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:02 next collapse

Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:03 collapse

What did he do to earn his real name?

Sanctus@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:26 next collapse

Idk my brother is the Lotr buff and this sent me down a rabbit hole. I guess its just his name in Telerin, but now I can say my brother is wrong about something he is passionate about and that in itself is worth it.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:30 collapse

Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 19:48 collapse

It fit (& transmitted) places you wouldn’t imagine!!

mindbleach@sh.itjust.works on 29 Oct 23:33 collapse

Elrond: “Is this… are we inside a cave? It’s day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!

ryan213@lemmy.ca on 29 Oct 17:02 next collapse

Telephone Pornography

Comment105@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 17:36 next collapse

RNs will know what the ringtone would be.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 19:53 next collapse

First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.

Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 30 Oct 08:59 collapse

No really, your parents named you that?

Uncurious3512@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:07 next collapse

His other name is Teleporno

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Celeborn

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 29 Oct 17:14 next collapse

I wouldn’t televise mine but you do you celeborn

finitebanjo@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 17:18 next collapse

“Is this one of those illegal channels? It’s so blurry you can’t even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first.”

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 29 Oct 19:00 collapse

Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Oct 11:21 collapse

hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 30 Oct 12:35 collapse

Dammit, and I just changed underwear!

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 17:43 next collapse

As someone who’s a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 19:43 next collapse

Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 19:47 next collapse

Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.

Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn’t happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.

I’m guessing.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip on 30 Oct 15:22 collapse

They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.

MeatPilot@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 21:10 next collapse

“Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4e7701ca-c4e1-4531-9e9c-eea48e48202e.jpeg">

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de on 30 Oct 19:59 collapse

Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn’t pronounced like you just did in your head.

Uncurious3512@lemmy.world on 30 Oct 21:21 next collapse

Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I’m not the right person to ask.

BearGun@ttrpg.network on 01 Nov 02:05 collapse

I don’t think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means “finish, end, be last”, and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn’t make much of a difference.

Tl;dr: he’s just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Drathro@dormi.zone on 29 Oct 18:10 next collapse

If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.

frigidaphelion@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 19:14 next collapse

🤯

Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 30 Oct 11:39 collapse

Where is that mentioned? I don’t remember it from the books.

Drathro@dormi.zone on 30 Oct 13:05 collapse

It’s in the appendices. It tells us the authentic Westron names of all the main Hobbits we follow.

[deleted] on 29 Oct 19:17 next collapse

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gofsckyourself@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 19:17 next collapse

High quality version

<img alt="" src="https://i.imgur.com/vK7H5ym.png">

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 30 Oct 16:11 collapse

So many pixels!

ekZepp@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 22:15 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/032a24a9-8b6c-433e-94e0-13dd03417083.webp">

Fleur_@lemm.ee on 30 Oct 23:20 collapse

Post your full real name and date of birth in the comments bellow to be just like your favourite lotr character