You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 27 Dec 03:23
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His name made me laugh.
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org
on 27 Dec 04:37
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You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
on 27 Dec 05:37
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I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc
on 27 Dec 06:06
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What if his dick fall off when he became a gollum transitioning?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Dec 11:01
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what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Dec 17:49
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Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
on 27 Dec 17:59
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just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 27 Dec 18:02
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You know as well as I do that there’s a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.
BreadOven@lemmy.world
on 27 Dec 17:21
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fossilesque@mander.xyz
on 27 Dec 19:31
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rule 34
Blubber28@lemmy.world
on 27 Dec 20:39
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Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world
on 27 Dec 20:47
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Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
on 14 Jan 16:04
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In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don’t think they’re affected by the sight of a little peegol.
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What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?
Nice precious, bro
Bro just woke up and chose violence
The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace
You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?
His name made me laugh.
You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
What if his dick fall off when he
became a gollumtransitioning?what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?
New from Mattel: It’s Ken Smeagol!
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Thank you. I’d give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.
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I would if I could
That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…
They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie…
If you’re a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just… couldn’t, though not for lack of trying
Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.
Jesus, Americans. 🙄
Yes, because Americans are the only people who don’t want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.
You know as well as I do that there’s a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.
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Stupid sexy Gollum
Nothing at all…
Nothing at all…
rule 34
Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…
Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don’t think they’re affected by the sight of a little peegol.
Hello,
FYI, there is also !lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com that might interest you