The true PTSD
from FenrirIII@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 27 Dec 02:02
https://lemmy.world/post/23583456

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Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee on 27 Dec 02:23 next collapse

What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?

H1jAcK@lemm.ee on 27 Dec 02:41 collapse

Hey bro, nice dick

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca on 27 Dec 02:42 collapse

Nice precious, bro

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works on 27 Dec 02:42 next collapse

Bro just woke up and chose violence

Jobe@feddit.org on 27 Dec 03:07 next collapse

The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace

sepi@piefed.social on 27 Dec 04:20 collapse

You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?

flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 27 Dec 03:23 next collapse

His name made me laugh.

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org on 27 Dec 04:37 next collapse

You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev on 27 Dec 05:37 next collapse

I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc on 27 Dec 06:06 next collapse

What if his dick fall off when he became a gollum transitioning?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Dec 11:01 next collapse

what if it remained alive and became an independent organism

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Dec 17:49 collapse

Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de on 27 Dec 17:59 collapse

just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 27 Dec 18:02 collapse

Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 20:48 collapse

New from Mattel: It’s Ken Smeagol!

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk on 27 Dec 06:06 next collapse

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fraksken@infosec.pub on 27 Dec 07:40 next collapse

Thank you. I’d give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 14:23 collapse

I would if I could

lath@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 07:01 next collapse

That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 27 Dec 16:00 collapse

They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie…

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 27 Dec 20:55 collapse

If you’re a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just… couldn’t, though not for lack of trying

211@sopuli.xyz on 27 Dec 13:11 next collapse

Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.

Jesus, Americans. 🙄

Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 Jan 10:25 collapse

Yes, because Americans are the only people who don’t want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.

211@sopuli.xyz on 04 Jan 05:40 collapse

You know as well as I do that there’s a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.

BreadOven@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 17:21 next collapse

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rustydomino@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 20:19 collapse

Stupid sexy Gollum

BreadOven@lemmy.world on 01 Jan 08:08 collapse

Nothing at all…

Nothing at all…

fossilesque@mander.xyz on 27 Dec 19:31 next collapse

rule 34

Blubber28@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 20:39 next collapse

Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world on 27 Dec 20:47 next collapse

Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world on 14 Jan 16:04 collapse

In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don’t think they’re affected by the sight of a little peegol.

Blaze@sopuli.xyz on 14 Jan 16:06 collapse

Hello,

FYI, there is also !lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com that might interest you