Forbidden smoothie
from rustydomino@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 04 Dec 02:35
https://lemmy.world/post/22742924

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Godric@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 05:48 next collapse

Aulë was fucking savage, when his wife Yavanna worried that his creations, the Dwarves, would cut down all the trees, his response was “everyone is gonna cut down the trees”. Brutal.

rustydomino@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 05:52 next collapse

“‘Nonetheless they will have need of wood,’ said Aule, and he went on with his smith-work.” What a G.

groet@feddit.org on 04 Dec 07:09 next collapse

I would assume dwarves need the least wood. Their houses are made from stone and they most likely use mined coal for their smithing instead of charcoal.

Thavron@lemmy.ca on 04 Dec 13:38 next collapse

What do you think mines are supported with?

effrythinginmoderation@lemmynsfw.com on 04 Dec 15:06 next collapse

The children who yearn for them.

groet@feddit.org on 04 Dec 16:55 next collapse

Stone mostly (and a bit of wood every few meters)

And humans and elves also have mines.

Point is dwarves use less wood not no wood at all.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 06 Dec 15:32 collapse
rooroo@feddit.org on 05 Dec 22:43 collapse

The earth is kinda young though, not a lot of scientific reasoning for there to be coal to mine.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 06 Dec 15:30 collapse

Tolkien: it’s Ent blood, checkmate SCIENCE

dessalines@lemmy.ml on 04 Dec 14:12 collapse

Nevertheless, they will need wood. Absolute dickhead. She should have made her trees eat dwarves in response.

WillBalls@lemmy.world on 05 Dec 23:29 collapse

And she did! The ents were explicitly made to protect the trees from the other races of middle earth

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works on 06 Dec 14:18 collapse

Ok but imagine how long you would have to blend it to break down all the hair. I kind of doubt it would ever be all that smooth.