Messed with the wrong hobbit
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 03 Dec 13:34
https://lemmy.world/post/22720976

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Duamerthrax@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 15:18 next collapse

Fuck

misterdoctor@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 17:18 collapse

/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 18:09 collapse

Hell

rustydomino@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 15:54 next collapse

Absolute chad

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 03 Dec 16:02 next collapse

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.

Omgpwnies@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 18:22 collapse
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 18:17 next collapse

Thank the good fucking lord that “FUCK” was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.

Here’s some more fucking pixels for you cunts.

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f72d88aa-0c3d-495c-86db-31bc492d721d.png">

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 18:20 collapse
WereCat@lemmy.world on 03 Dec 21:13 next collapse

Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 05 Dec 14:56 collapse

Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?