Messed with the wrong hobbit
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 03 Dec 2024 13:34
https://lemmy.world/post/22720976
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 03 Dec 2024 13:34
https://lemmy.world/post/22720976
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Fuck
/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ
Hell
Absolute chad
DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?
Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.
DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?
Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.
DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?
Sam: I said I demand him back.
DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>
Sam: Nat 20.
Let’s go
Thank the good fucking lord that “FUCK” was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.
Here’s some more fucking pixels for you cunts.
<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f72d88aa-0c3d-495c-86db-31bc492d721d.png">
<img alt="" src="https://c.tenor.com/2n9cBm--v9MAAAAd/tenor.gif">
Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?
Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?
doomguy trimps off a slope, flies past frodo at mach 20 snatching the ring from him, continues flying straight to mount doom and drops the ring in, then pulls a sick ballista combo to vaporize sauron’s tower before he even has time to react