Detective Legolas is on the case
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 04 Dec 16:20
https://lemmy.world/post/22764673

#lotrmemes

threaded - newest

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 04 Dec 16:30 next collapse

He changed his mind though...

...after three arrows convinced him of his error.

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de on 04 Dec 17:19 next collapse

…he got better.

oce@jlai.lu on 04 Dec 17:27 collapse

He just needed to be pointed in the right direction.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 17:38 collapse

It only took three solid points to convince him.

oce@jlai.lu on 05 Dec 04:33 collapse

He went from a narrow point of view to a view of arrow points.

ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works on 04 Dec 17:46 next collapse

Says the elf with the bow…

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org on 04 Dec 20:08 next collapse

“I don’t know what you mean. It was the orcs that did it. Those ones with the gold spilling out of their pockets.”

Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 05 Dec 02:12 collapse

Boromir also happened to be CEO of GondorHealth

sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org on 05 Dec 03:17 next collapse

“Where was Gondorhealth when the deductibles rose?”

Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Dec 10:01 collapse

Busy raising the deductible?

Spacehooks@reddthat.com on 05 Dec 10:31 collapse

Kind of explains why they always look in such bad shape.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 20:47 next collapse

Doesn’t he also not want to be king? Like thats how he starts off in the movie (I may be wrong please correct me if so)

rustydomino@lemmy.world on 04 Dec 21:05 next collapse

“Gondor has no king; Gondor needs no king!”

gets shot

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 04 Dec 21:54 next collapse

Yeah, I think Aragorn was initially somewhat reluctant to become king.

Ostrakon@lemmy.world on 05 Dec 01:17 next collapse

Book Aragorn didn’t really struggle with that but I thought it was a good choice in the movie to hammer home his worthiness.

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 05 Dec 07:52 collapse

Film, yes.

Book, hell no. He will go out of his way to tell you he will be king and that he knows his rightful place is on the throne.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 05 Dec 01:32 collapse

“Hey, Tolkien, why is it that the only republic in your setting needs a King?”

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world on 05 Dec 02:53 next collapse

In the absence of a king, the stewards had the same power and authority as the kings and the position was hereditary. The stewards were effectively just a dynasty in the kingdom. Aragorn’s ascension to the throne didn’t really impact the way Gondor functioned.

The real republic is actually The Shire, which is consistently depicted as the best place on Middle-earth and the only place that regularly produces people capable of resisting the One Ring.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 05 Dec 03:34 collapse

Fair enough, but that existence is allowed because the Rangers of the North, last reserve of the blood of Numenor and the Kingdom of Arnor, shelter it.

It also gets absorbed as a territory of Gondor/Arnor when man briefly reaches the heights it used to have before declining again.

I think you might argue that this is Tolkien expressing his concept of whatever the hell “anarcho-monarchism” is supposed to be, which is apparently the chosen militants of God sheltering pastoral British villages from reality without even taxing them for the privilege.

I’d also like to introduce you to the innately British concept of the “monarchical republic”:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowned_republic

You’ll note that Elizabeth I is listed as a potential example of this idea, though I tend to agree the concept doesn’t match the historical reality and it would take becoming a constitutional monarchy to resolve the inherently oxymoronic nature of the systems.

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 05 Dec 07:49 collapse

The stewards were a line of kings in all but name.