When will it get its own trilogy?
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 11 Nov 13:46
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Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 13:55 next collapse

1850 years with the ring and accomplished nothing? What did he expect to be different? The ring didn’t work. Try something new.

Maultasche@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 14:17 next collapse

He did use the ring in the war against Eregion, the siege of Ost-in-Edhil, and to influence the Numenoreans.

jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de on 11 Nov 14:16 next collapse

The elves and humans were significantly more powerful for most of the second age. The third age was an era of general decline.

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 21:56 collapse

Wasn’t it an era of decline specifically due to Sauron’s actions?

themeatbridge@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 14:29 collapse

He conquered the kings of men, and turned the dwarf lords to greed and wrath. He built Barad-dur and obliterated Numenor. He caused the separation of Valinor from the rest of Arda. He killed Gil-Galad and Elendil, and triggered the Elves leaving Arda forever.

If not for the hobbits, Sauron would have been unstoppable.

TachyonTele@lemm.ee on 11 Nov 14:55 collapse

Yeah, but other than those things, he did nothing!

MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 15:14 next collapse

He was great for the economy though.

Potatisen@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 15:38 collapse

The American take on LoTR, did line go up tho?

Entropywins@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 19:57 collapse

As a member of the people’s front of Judea, I agree.

migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Nov 21:16 collapse

Pfft piss off, we’re the Judean People’s Front!

swab148@lemm.ee on 12 Nov 00:38 collapse

Splitters!

dwindling7373@feddit.it on 11 Nov 14:29 next collapse

wiki.froth.zone/wiki/Das_Rheingold?lang=en

Always has been.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 16:42 collapse

Ah shit, ya beat me to it

observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca on 11 Nov 15:07 next collapse

Sam also had the ring for a short time (longer than Déagol)

Telodzrum@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 15:32 collapse

Fuck, probably Boromir too.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works on 11 Nov 17:16 next collapse

Tom Bombadil too.

samus12345@lemmy.world on 12 Nov 23:56 collapse

Don’t think he counts because the Ring had no power over him. So while he did have it briefly, he wasn’t a “Ring bearer” any more than the river.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works on 13 Nov 00:45 collapse

He had agency and consciously took and held the ring.

The river only had it because the ring abandoned Isildur, and it fell there.

deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Nov 17:27 collapse

Did he ever actually have the ring? I know he tried to take it from Frodo, but i don’t think he succeeded. Unless i’m getting confused since i have watched the movies more recently than i have read the books…

Edit: totally forgot about outside moria. apparently i need to do a re-read AND a re-watch lol.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world on 12 Nov 20:03 collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4be379ff-39b9-4bd3-82cc-d8b0eaf8577f.jpeg">. I’d say this counts for sure.

deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Nov 23:47 collapse

well, now i feel dumb. yes, that certainly counts.

oce@jlai.lu on 11 Nov 15:18 next collapse

To justify the investment, it would need to become mainstream.

taiyang@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 15:24 next collapse

So like, an animated series featuring river fish, like Finding Nemo but with the One Ring?

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works on 12 Nov 16:22 collapse

I would watch this again and again and treasure it and call it my precious FOREVER.

The movie could be a long story arc with the main fish getting the ring stuck around them and having all sorts of adventures, learning valuable lessons and finally returning to their spawning point to teach the other local fish all the knowledge the main fish had learned. It would all wrap up to this beautifully happy ending and BAM! Déagol grabs it. Movie ends.

Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 16:15 next collapse

Sam was the lord of the rings. I will not be taking questions.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Nov 17:08 collapse

I know you said no questions, but how many snails are in a mile?

Lemminary@lemmy.world on 13 Nov 03:00 collapse

As many as can fit. Next question!

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Nov 06:37 collapse

Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in midair?

ninjabard@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 18:19 next collapse

That’s why you should stab it in the mouth.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Nov 21:16 next collapse

Frodo had the ring for 17 years? And he and Sam didn’t age at all during that?

Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works on 11 Nov 21:39 next collapse

If your only source is the movies, one of the annoying gripes about them is they have this deceptive editing that makes it seem like Frodo left the Shire within a relatively short timespan after the birthday party.

Frodo got the ring on the 22nd of September of 3001. He leaves Bag End on the 23rd of September…of 3018.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee on 12 Nov 00:05 next collapse

Someone should edit the movie to have a transparency of a calendar having its pages blown in the wind until it lands on 3018.

Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works on 12 Nov 03:53 collapse

Yes, I have always from the first time I saw the movies thought that’s what they needed. A five second clip of that and nothing else about the movie has to change!

TwanHE@lemmy.world on 13 Nov 01:14 collapse

Hear me out, SpongeBob style voice over with “17 years later”

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Nov 01:44 collapse

Interesting, though that still doesn’t explain the aging part though. I get that Hobbits age slower than humans but if their life expectancy is only 100 years, the difference should be noticeable right?

cd_slash_rmrf@programming.dev on 12 Nov 02:05 next collapse

he wasn’t actively wearing/using the ring while in the shire iirc

Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works on 12 Nov 03:59 collapse

Sam aged, Frodo did not. I recall several mentions throughout the books that Frodo was considered unusually young-looking for a 50-year old hobbit, just as Bilbo himself was very young-looking for 111. Owning the ring seems to basically just pause your aging, even if you’re not using it.

Sam was also twelve years younger than Frodo, but since Frodo stopped aging for 17 years, he wound up effectively older, physically speaking.

samus12345@lemmy.world on 12 Nov 23:58 collapse

Not pause, but slow. That’s why Gollum looked like shit, but still good for being 500 years old!

shottymcb@lemm.ee on 13 Nov 08:53 collapse

When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

TwinTusks@bitforged.space on 12 Nov 01:23 collapse

They are Hobbits, they don’t really age all that fast.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 12 Nov 01:46 collapse

according to Google they have a life expectancy of 100 years, so they do age a bit slower but a ~20 year difference should still be noticeable

niktemadur@lemmy.world on 13 Nov 00:23 next collapse

Old Man River. Old Man Hydra?

AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net on 13 Nov 02:19 collapse

Middle Earth itself has been described as the “ring” that Morgoth poured his own power into. Since a river is an extension of Middle Earth, it means Morgoth really was the true Lord of the Rings.