It was a love story after all
from The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 17 Oct 2024 16:41
https://lemmy.world/post/20957102

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Banichan@dormi.zone on 17 Oct 2024 16:50 next collapse

No backsies!

rain_worl@lemmy.world on 17 Oct 2024 18:24 collapse

regarding your name :(

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 17 Oct 2024 19:45 collapse

Look at their comment history. They’re a troll.

Banichan@dormi.zone on 17 Oct 2024 21:35 collapse

because I react negatively to things does not mean I’m a troll. grow the fuck up

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 17 Oct 2024 22:35 next collapse

Picks a username designed to anger the community they’re in

Says they’re just a jerk when questioned on it

Idk bro, have you considered that trolls are also known for being ugly and mean?

TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world on 18 Oct 2024 04:48 collapse

Nice try.

BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip on 17 Oct 2024 16:55 next collapse

Shipping intensifies

crawancon@lemm.ee on 17 Oct 2024 17:51 next collapse

and in the darkness… Bind them… to the following terms and conditions regarding… well, you see, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your auto coverage…

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 17 Oct 2024 21:02 collapse

I’m sorry Elrond and Lorien, the terms and conditions state you must resolve the war of elves through binding arbitration adjudicated by the Mouth of Sauron.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world on 17 Oct 2024 18:29 next collapse

Can’t beat that +2AC. Shame about the 7 day limit, though.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz on 17 Oct 2024 18:38 next collapse

1 to Sauron, 3 to the elves, 7 to dwarves, 9 to humans.

3+7 = 9+1

Sauron shipped a himself and a bunch of humans with elves and dwarves.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 17 Oct 2024 20:19 next collapse

The elvish council spent centuries debating why Sauron would do this, but the truth was he was interested in the tax deductions and a detailed income splitting scheme that harvested losses from Dwarven commodity futures to offset Mordor’s growing volcano habit.

Smaug was only ever in the Lonely Mountain to fully calculate wealth Sauron had sheltered there.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca on 17 Oct 2024 20:37 collapse

Does this mean Smaug was a tax auditor? No wonder nobody liked him.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca on 17 Oct 2024 20:58 collapse

Most dragons are misunderstood. Do you know how long it takes to count a mountain of jewels and coins, with at least one jewel worth entire kingdoms hidden in the stack?

You can’t estimate the value by weight, it’s a heterogenous mixture. It must be meticulously counted in only the way a dragon can.

It’s no wonder they attack anyone trying to steal from the horde they’re working on.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 17 Oct 2024 22:30 collapse

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dragonfucker@lemmy.nz on 18 Oct 2024 03:43 next collapse

Drag wants to bone the nerd dragon

synae@lemmy.sdf.org on 18 Oct 2024 05:41 collapse

Good for you, drag. Good for you.

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 24 Oct 2024 03:57 collapse

Is the dragon actually slain and dying, or is it just a flesh wound?

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social on 24 Oct 2024 04:27 collapse

Interesting take. Perhaps it is simply a ruse to try and trick a medieval society into industrialization and the supporting capitalist thought…

swab148@lemm.ee on 17 Oct 2024 20:49 next collapse

What if we kissed under the Great Eye? 😳 Haha jk jk, unless 🥺👉👈

Assman@sh.itjust.works on 17 Oct 2024 21:56 next collapse

Oops! All Gay

sundray@lemmus.org on 17 Oct 2024 22:11 next collapse

Man, deciding where to spend the holidays is going to be a nightmare.

jballs@sh.itjust.works on 18 Oct 2024 00:37 next collapse

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Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee on 18 Oct 2024 03:19 collapse

That guy was a real life doctor at one point.

jballs@sh.itjust.works on 18 Oct 2024 03:28 collapse

Yeah, and yet he’s most known for showing his small dick in The Hangover. Hilarious.

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world on 18 Oct 2024 06:51 next collapse

Just two dudes getting married, nothing gay about that

youtu.be/RBzB1ARVTxg?si=ZfVC46gL9PiJHlDs

rustydomino@lemmy.world on 19 Oct 2024 00:40 collapse

They said “no homo” so it’s ok