Radagast would be too high on mushrooms growing out of his hair and might not jive with the others. Treebeard would take too damn long hitting it and fuck up the rotation…
Meanwhile, Bilbo’s house has the best fucking snacks and a keg of beer.
Bilbo has been known to snap at people in a big way, which harshes the vibe. Radagast is always underestimated and I’m willing to (try to) hear Treebeard out.
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I dont think you want to bring fire and burning plants anywhere near tree eard
He’d be the dealer.
You gotta sit and listen to his mix tape before he sells you any weed
Youre telling me that Treebeard is a better dealer than any of the hundreds of blasted up munchkins that live to farm, fuck, and fsmoke?
And he takes FOREVER to tell a story…
Radagast would be too high on mushrooms growing out of his hair and might not jive with the others. Treebeard would take too damn long hitting it and fuck up the rotation…
Meanwhile, Bilbo’s house has the best fucking snacks and a keg of beer.
Bilbo has been known to snap at people in a big way, which harshes the vibe. Radagast is always underestimated and I’m willing to (try to) hear Treebeard out.
Bilbo snaps only when its about the ring. Or if you are Sackville-Baggin.
Ents had quick meeting talking about Saruman and it took three days.
Radagast prefers spending time with birds and animals over people, or even other Istari.
I say Bags Ends snacks alone are superior reason to take Bilbo over either Radagast or Treebeard.