Personally, I'd swap Bilbo for Treebeard and add Radagast.
from ivanafterall@lemmy.world to lotrmemes@midwest.social on 04 Apr 21:22
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[deleted] on 05 Apr 04:42 next collapse

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Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world on 04 Apr 22:46 next collapse

I dont think you want to bring fire and burning plants anywhere near tree eard

SippyCup@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 04:43 collapse

He’d be the dealer.

You gotta sit and listen to his mix tape before he sells you any weed

Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 05:46 next collapse

Youre telling me that Treebeard is a better dealer than any of the hundreds of blasted up munchkins that live to farm, fuck, and fsmoke?

Beetschnapps@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 10:28 collapse

And he takes FOREVER to tell a story…

Beetschnapps@lemmy.world on 05 Apr 10:34 collapse

Radagast would be too high on mushrooms growing out of his hair and might not jive with the others. Treebeard would take too damn long hitting it and fuck up the rotation…

Meanwhile, Bilbo’s house has the best fucking snacks and a keg of beer.