Specifically, Shelob’s mom, IIRC. Which means, unlike Shelob, Ungoliant’s sex actually matters to the story.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
on 26 Apr 15:38
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Shelob is the mother of the mirkwood spiders isn’t she? Those spiders were never identified as male or female, so I assume they don’t have any lesser children.
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Fuck the elves. Murderous bastards.
Fuck the elves. Hot horny bastards.
Dafuq you talkin about? I even spoke to one once!
Was it your mom?
That totally counts!
Did she sound single?
Stay away, homewrecker!
Only once?
*Dafuq you tolkien about?
“that guy make me feel funny inside.”
“Something wrong with that fellas chest!”
“name five women”
Silmarillion enthusiast: “Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Idril, … uh… Ungoliant?”
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Points to random passing woman: – I dub thee Meredith!
Is Ungoliant the giant spider? I forgot.
That’s Shelob. Which counts! We got 5!
Edit: actually nevermind, you were right. Ungoliant is also a giant spider
Specifically, Shelob’s mom, IIRC. Which means, unlike Shelob, Ungoliant’s sex actually matters to the story.
Shelob is the mother of the mirkwood spiders isn’t she? Those spiders were never identified as male or female, so I assume they don’t have any lesser children.
“John you want to add some women to this? The entire first book is 9 dudes walking and taking to a bunch of other dudes.”
“I’m gonna make a whole race of TREES and they’re not even going to know where their women ARE!”
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This is how Dragonball starts
He already died
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Man, remember the characters name in the silmarillion was hard,