I hate that that happens
from hydration9806@lemmy.ml to nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml on 28 Oct 03:09
https://lemmy.ml/post/21863023

cross-posted from: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/30396216

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davel@lemmy.ml on 28 Oct 03:23 next collapse

en.wikipedia.org/…/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffal…

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 03:35 next collapse

It’s a travesty that the rules of English allow such confusing phrasing, but they do do that.

gibmiser@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 03:48 next collapse

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 28 Oct 04:35 next collapse

Heh, you said do do

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 11:27 collapse

Showing these flaws is the grammarians duty. And it’s a big duty.

kieron115@startrek.website on 28 Oct 03:45 next collapse

Thanks, I hate it.

forks@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 07:48 collapse

I like this one as well en.wikipedia.org/…/James_while_John_had_had_had_h…

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 28 Oct 09:41 collapse

This is three sentences glueued into one

Xanthrax@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 03:50 next collapse

At least we don’t have honorifics (too bad) or gender based grammar. TELL ME WHY MY DESK IS MALE IN GERMAN. I also like our prefix, root word, and suffix system. Also, wait until you hear about “ma” in Mandarin. I believe it’s “Mom, What”, and two other things (it has been a while since college). It’s all "ma,"and the definition changes based on tone.

PrimeErective@startrek.website on 28 Oct 04:07 next collapse

Der Hund, die Katze, das Pferd

LazyGit@feddit.org on 28 Oct 05:31 next collapse

At least we have capital letters at the begin of nouns in German. So it is not too bad to have: Wenn hinter Robben Robben robben, robben Robben Robben nach. Right?

Draegur@lemm.ee on 28 Oct 06:25 next collapse

fuck it maybe I’ll decide that all desks are female from now on

German speaking individuals will look at me weird and sometimes not understand or ask for clarification but I just might put my foot down and tell them Komm damit klar.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 28 Oct 09:44 collapse

When speaking German, you kinda just hide your mouth and say the gender part quickly so that no one knows what the article was.

When writing German, you use a calculator.

Affidavit@lemm.ee on 28 Oct 08:03 collapse

Yeah, Chinese is good for these too. The Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den is my favourite. The full text in pinyin is:

Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī. Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì. Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì. Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì. Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī. Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.

Edit: The English for anyone interested: In a stone den was a poet called Shi Shi, who was a lion addict and had resolved to eat ten lions. He often went to the market to look for lions. At ten o’clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market. At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market. He saw those ten lions and, using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die. He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den. The stone den was damp. So he asked his servants to wipe it. After wiping the stone den, he tried to eat those ten lions. When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were, in fact, ten stone lion corpses. Try to explain this matter.

Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 28 Oct 12:36 next collapse

… what!? Guess that’s a language I will definitely never learn.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 06:05 next collapse

It’s only 4 tones. If you think of it like music, it’s not too hard. The hardest part is converting characters into English into pinyin back into the characters.

Affidavit@lemm.ee on 30 Oct 10:55 collapse

Don’t feel intimidated if you have any curiosity about learning the language. From an outside perspective, all languages are immensely complicated. In fairness, even native Chinese speakers wouldn’t be able to comprehend the poem above when spoken aloud. It’s designed specifically to mess with people and make them think about language. I love poems like this but there’s an argument that they are disingenuous and exaggerate the difficulty of learning a language.

You clearly know English, so as a counterexample to show what you are capable of, take a minute to check out The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité.

Xanthrax@lemmy.world on 29 Oct 06:01 collapse

“Shi” will always be the word I use to audtitorilly identity Mandarin. Sorry if this is random, but do you know of any areas outside of mainland China that use "Shi?’

I know Japan uses it numerically, and Korea uses it similarly, but I’m genuinely curious.

Affidavit@lemm.ee on 29 Oct 15:30 collapse

There are many homonyms in Chinese languages, though the poem above cheats a little because many aren’t genuinely homonyms due to the different tones, also, many of the characters used aren’t modern characters that are used in every day speech.

‘Shi’ isn’t in Mandarin only. There is significant overlap with other Chinese languages, so there are going to be many words with the same sounds, some of the words in the poem above will sounds identical in Cantonese for instance.

‘Shi’ is also used extensively in Japanese (sometimes even overlapping with Chinese). In addition to being used ‘numerically’, it can be used to emphasize a point, to connect two words, and can be used for several completely different words e.g. death, poem, city.

GarbageShoot@hexbear.net on 28 Oct 04:17 next collapse

Defensible sentence technically, but I think it’s actually plausible with three hads and the second past perfect makes the sentence unnatural.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works on 28 Oct 04:34 next collapse

Instructions unclear, brain melting out of nose

robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net on 28 Oct 05:58 next collapse

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Draegur@lemm.ee on 28 Oct 06:20 next collapse

There are times in which I must lean heavily upon synonyms and rephrasing in order to avoid such unpleasant grammar.

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 28 Oct 08:02 next collapse

I swear I’m not just saying this to be a contrarian, but I’ve always genuinely loved these silly little quirks of the English language.

kaffiene@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 08:36 collapse

Me too

XTL@sopuli.xyz on 28 Oct 08:18 next collapse

Kind of like the existence of crop tools has had no effect on the poster.

kaffiene@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 08:36 next collapse

I can’t see what that’s an issue. Seems like a word complaint. Like yeah, of course English has warts but that fact that words can repeat? So what!?

lukstru@lemmy.world on 28 Oct 20:03 next collapse

Es ist eine Schande, dass das das das dass nicht ersetzten kann. Translation: It’s a shame that the the can’t replace the that.

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml on 29 Oct 00:08 next collapse

If you use proper punctuation everything can be readable but I’m too lazy and so is all of internet

Zementid@feddit.nl on 29 Oct 06:26 next collapse

When I learned English “He had had had a hat” was the moment I realized, English is close to German.

uniquethrowagay@feddit.org on 29 Oct 10:17 collapse

“Er hatte einen Hut gehabt”?

Zementid@feddit.nl on 29 Oct 10:29 collapse

Unser unser mein ich ist er… =]

CileTheSane@lemmy.ca on 29 Oct 06:47 next collapse

That “that that” that was in the OP is grammatically correct.

Dippy@beehaw.org on 29 Oct 14:38 collapse

James, while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher