"I could really go for some authentic American food"
from hydration9806@lemmy.ml to nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml on 12 Dec 2024 23:31
https://lemmy.ml/post/23518263

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/23066989

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makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world on 12 Dec 2024 23:39 next collapse

Not what the meme implies but yes. I went to a place in Akihabara that was mostly just one dude at a counter grilling and smoking food. He didn’t speak English so the nice Singaporean gentleman next to me was translating for us. It was a great meal

Cort@lemmy.world on 13 Dec 2024 00:06 next collapse

The tiny hole in the wall places that Japan’s zoning laws permit are soooo cool. Like 4 chairs in the whole place and 2 are reserved for regulars. They’re like studio apartments, but it’s a restaurant.

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee on 13 Dec 2024 00:50 collapse

Post american revolution v2, I’d love to see our zoning laws disappear to make way for things like this

will_a113@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 04:44 collapse

If the US got rid of zoning laws our cities wouldn’t look like Tokyo, they’d look like Dallas. And believe me, one Dallas is more than enough.

CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 05:31 next collapse

Never been to Dallas, what about it?

svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 13 Dec 2024 06:02 next collapse

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz/pictrs/image/ea478873-4ac8-4533-8469-a5d2c2440ef8.gif">

CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 06:16 collapse

If there’s an image, it doesn’t load for me

svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz on 13 Dec 2024 06:23 next collapse

dang… it’s just this: <img alt="" src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/167/756/c4b.gif"> My guess is that the person originally mentioning Dallas is contrasting the city’s suburban sprawl and lack of public transit to Tokyo’s urban density and bustling nightlife.

CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 07:09 collapse

Thanks!

logging_strict@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 09:19 collapse

this one will load

the house sizes and spacing between houses is highly correlated to the girth of an average citizen.

So everything is as it should be and your eyes cannot unsee that

Get on the treadmill would solve the urban sprawl

will_a113@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 13:05 collapse

the house sizes and spacing between houses is highly correlated to the girth of an average citizen.

No idea if this is true or not but now I will definitely have to start paying attention.

logging_strict@lemmy.ml on 14 Dec 2024 06:43 collapse

i might have glazed the bullshit on thick

extra helpings all around

bon appetit, not my fingers mind you

sudoer777@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 09:12 next collapse

I’m in Dallas and it fucking sucks, tons of suburban sprawl, tons of roads but public transit is barely functional and hard to design efficiently, a lot of the roads don’t even have sidewalks or they just randomly end, the roads are designed in a way that promotes aggressive driving making it even more dangerous for cyclists and pedestrians, the local business scene here is depressing outside of restaurants and entertainment but there’s like 20 Walmarts.

will_a113@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 13:02 collapse

I think the only rule they had when “planning” Dallas was “there are no rules”. Zero zoning rules means one giant skyscraper in the middle of a mile of strip malls, multiple city “centers”, vast areas of it are competely unwalkable due to lack of sidewalks and/or what are basically highways running through them, and no mass transit to speak of. It’s like they took 5 shitty, small cities and glued them together with more shitty city material.

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 13 Dec 2024 13:24 collapse

…dallas has zoning, houston does not: contrast the two cities…

will_a113@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 13:31 collapse

Oh damn, you’re right, I mean Houston!

myrrh@ttrpg.network on 13 Dec 2024 13:37 collapse

…well everything folks have lamented about dallas is still true, but it’s not the result of unregulated development…

will_a113@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 14:08 collapse

I visited both in a row over the summer on business and the misery just kind of ran together in my brain — and I’m saying that as a south floridian,mind so I have a certain tolerance for stupidity and pain.

logging_strict@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 09:14 collapse

The chef was screwing a FOB white girl so he’s honorary American, not authentic Japanese.

Gotta ask these things up front, “no pork” and “are you or have you ever screw an FOB”?

Otherwise it’s not authentic Kobe beef from a Sannomiya station cow. JR not hanshin and definitely not Hankyu.

(in a low suspicious voice cuz never discussed in loud voice) Or that local subway that goes who knows where

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world on 13 Dec 2024 01:20 next collapse

Yep

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space on 13 Dec 2024 01:30 collapse

All the surplus American people in Japan are employed being the “American guy” in the office who is kept on to tell the boss his idea is stupid because he’s just a clueless gaijin who doesn’t know that you don’t do that.

Sharpiemarker@startrek.website on 13 Dec 2024 01:39 collapse

Guess I need to brush up my CV as I’m a professional clueless gaijin.

logging_strict@lemmy.ml on 13 Dec 2024 09:07 collapse

how would you recommend to aspiring clueless gaijin to train for that?

Serious question looking for exercise routine to improve my offensiveness and undesirability