Stay vigilant
from hydration9806@lemmy.ml to nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml on 22 Oct 2024 15:33
https://lemmy.ml/post/21668261

cross-posted from: fed.dyne.org/post/283051

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Boomkop3@reddthat.com on 22 Oct 16:29 next collapse

Welp, more people who shouldn’t have had kids

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 16:11 next collapse

It’s, um, to enhance the WiFi signal. Well known trick.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 16:57 next collapse

You’re clever.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 20:09 collapse

sure if it was a laptop, but not a monitor. It would mean that this is intended as a reflector and that doesn’t really jive. It would need to be grounded too. Plus the shape and length would really act screwy and unpredictably.

Randomgal@lemmy.ca on 23 Oct 15:21 collapse

Sounds like bot talk to me.

nman90@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 16:58 next collapse

My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca on 22 Oct 20:26 collapse

Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.

DNOS@lemmy.ml on 22 Oct 21:19 collapse

Yeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…

masterofn001@lemmy.ca on 22 Oct 21:43 collapse

Can’t watch porn without headphones.

Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.

DNOS@lemmy.ml on 23 Oct 09:13 collapse

You have 2 ears for a reason

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Oct 18:11 next collapse

Alright someone clue me in.

Mirror for masturbating and watching your 6?

Food utensil?

Heroin utensil?

In case the tunnel collapses and he has to dig his way out?

A variation of The Three Shells?

To stick to his nose for a goof?

So many things it could be…

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee on 22 Oct 19:25 next collapse

Option A, with a side of option D.

Meltrax@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 18:25 next collapse

Mirror seems the most likely.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 23 Oct 15:45 collapse

The doors was probably taken off its hinges, so I’d go with “I just like eating yoghurt at my desk”

Dippy@beehaw.org on 22 Oct 20:31 next collapse

If you see this on your kids computer, go to a therapist and figure out whfailur kids don’t trust you

Anticorp@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 19:53 next collapse

There is no spoon.

j4k3@lemmy.world on 22 Oct 20:06 collapse

streaming BG checker