Putting the die in diet
from hydration9806@lemmy.ml to nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 15:37
https://lemmy.ml/post/25269080

cross-posted from: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/36454966

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scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech on 27 Jan 15:55 next collapse

Add in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there

Dotcom@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 16:00 next collapse

Because of the hard-boiled eggs?

Codilingus@sh.itjust.works on 27 Jan 20:04 collapse

A life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.

tetris11@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 20:45 collapse
smeg@feddit.uk on 27 Jan 17:30 collapse

Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer

CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net on 27 Jan 16:05 next collapse

“preferably Chablis” <img alt="waow-based" src="https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/28cbfecc-9235-4af4-beee-fb3a86ef03b6.png">

eestileib@sh.itjust.works on 27 Jan 16:11 next collapse

Hot women have kidney stones.

anyhow2503@lemmy.world on 27 Jan 16:13 next collapse

if necessary

7bicycles@hexbear.net on 27 Jan 16:39 next collapse

3 days loss: 5lbs (2,5k.)

I suppose if you did do this and this only this you would be so horribly dehydrated after 3 days that might ring true

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 16:54 next collapse

poached if necessary

FnordPrefect@hexbear.net on 27 Jan 16:56 next collapse

<img alt="jesus-christ" src="https://hexbear.net/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2Fba00a473-2f3e-429e-b18b-fdd68e8827c9.png"> This seems like something Dr. Nick Riviera would prescribe:

“All of the cholesterol will make your heart work extra hard. It’s like exercising all the time!”

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org on 27 Jan 18:52 next collapse

Black coffee at dinner. I see you’ve determined that I don’t need sleep.

HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 20:21 collapse

The alcohol will cancel it out.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 22:52 next collapse

Now I’m sleepy and vibrating.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org on 28 Jan 00:44 collapse

There’s something they say in recovery (sobriety) programs about alcohol and coffee: the only result is a wide-awake drunk.

glimse@lemmy.world on 27 Jan 21:07 next collapse

I don’t really like either so I’m not defending their honor or anything but aren’t poached eggs healthier than hard-boiled? Something about the lower temp and shorter cook time?

N0x0n@lemmy.ml on 28 Jan 10:02 collapse

The white part needs to be boiled and the yellow part raw. Something to do with protein intake but can’t remember exactly what !

NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 22:50 collapse

the 1,000 calorie/day atkins diet.