Skullgrid@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 18:37
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Internet access database perfect place for your government id. Shoddy database hold your official id securely. No problem data leak. Upload photo of id to porn id db.
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cheese_greater@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 20:38
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Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend. Must verify and database secure
aim4harmony@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 18:57
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I preferred the days when we had to stay late at the office to catch the red dot.
aim4harmony@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 20:23
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…a bit of a data breach… and we’re not moving a whisker about this. 🤭
cheese_greater@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 20:40
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Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend 🐍🪈🧞♂️
asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml
on 27 Apr 22:06
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This, but our government sells our data under the guise of breach.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
on 27 Apr 22:44
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I really do wish everyone making fun of me for not using big 3 corpo net products would get all their data stolen from their gmails and Apple devices so they stop trusting them.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world
on 27 Apr 22:59
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I miss business cat
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
on 28 Apr 03:49
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I just give them fake data. If someone knows the right fake data, it’s me.
Funny thing is, it turns out half my family uses the same fake data. They all really liked the last cat I had. The name of that cat (Jeff) is the color of the first car I had, and apparently two of my brothers did that exact same thing
This is why biometrics are not credentials for authenticity.
This problem is already solved with asymmetric cryptography.
Important additions being that it should be easy for users to make secure backups of their private keys, and they should be able to replace their keys whenever they’re comprised
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Internet access database perfect place for your government id. Shoddy database hold your official id securely. No problem data leak. Upload photo of id to porn id db.
pelican.jpg
Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend. Must verify and database secure
Purrfect business - Cat CEO
Peni
My company requires the Okta (owned by Oracle) certification app to access our W-2. I can’t get it because I don’t have the app.
I preferred the days when we had to stay late at the office to catch the red dot.
…a bit of a data breach… and we’re not moving a whisker about this. 🤭
Please rregistrrration, now, my frrriend 🐍🪈🧞♂️
This, but our government sells our data under the guise of breach.
I really do wish everyone making fun of me for not using big 3 corpo net products would get all their data stolen from their gmails and Apple devices so they stop trusting them.
I miss business cat
I just give them fake data. If someone knows the right fake data, it’s me.
Funny thing is, it turns out half my family uses the same fake data. They all really liked the last cat I had. The name of that cat (Jeff) is the color of the first car I had, and apparently two of my brothers did that exact same thing
We should just skip the steps and just use documents from these data breaches to verify “ourselves”.
This is why biometrics are not credentials for authenticity.
This problem is already solved with asymmetric cryptography.
Important additions being that it should be easy for users to make secure backups of their private keys, and they should be able to replace their keys whenever they’re comprised