How do I become one with the botnet

How do I become one with the botnet
from crash_thepose@lemmy.ml to selfhosted@lemmy.world on 26 Jan 13:04
https://lemmy.ml/post/42238343

I just started self hosting. I have been really enjoying it so far but I’m nervous that the excitement will wear off soon unless something stressful or even catastrophic happens. Any advice?

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irmadlad@lemmy.world on 26 Jan 13:11 next collapse

Open port 22

Wait 10 minutes

Prepare your anus

crash_thepose@lemmy.ml on 26 Jan 13:13 collapse

Okay. Let me look up how to open this portal 22 you speak of.

ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca on 26 Jan 14:43 collapse

Just have it open in your home router configuration to forward traffic somewhere.

Or you can have an SSH server running on a small VM and you can route traffic there and watch the logs. Like a honeypot type of thing.

slazer2au@lemmy.world on 26 Jan 13:31 next collapse

Install hypermind

github.com/lklynet/hypermind

Kirk@startrek.website on 26 Jan 14:31 next collapse

Back up an image the entire operating system HD when it’s working well. If you ever get overwhelmed with bugs you can always go back to a functioning state.

We all like checking out the latest features and updates but it’s important to remember that it’s not a race.

frongt@lemmy.zip on 26 Jan 15:30 next collapse

Delete your backups and do a full system upgrade.

glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zone on 26 Jan 16:05 next collapse

King, all you must do is set up root ssh access with a short password and port forward port 22 to it. Super easy, super quick!

For extra spice, I’d recommend also hitting your hard drives with a hammer once or twice a day. They just don’t like vibrations; you’ve gotta weed out the weak ones. Only the strong data will survive.

GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone on 26 Jan 18:04 next collapse

Thanks for your interest in joining the botnet!

I’d recommend using “password” as your password and “root” for the username. Attackers have a lot of stuff going on! Don’t make their job all complicated, make it easy to remember.

Older operating systems like a really old Linux distro or Windows XP are the best, since their performance requirements are a lot lower, giving better overhead for the crypto miners that will be installed. Modern OSs waste resources on security features and such.

crash_thepose@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 01:22 collapse

this is very helpful thank you!

crash_thepose@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 01:20 collapse

very good point. thank you m’lord.

crash_thepose@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 01:22 collapse

…how bad would it be if i actually tried this. not the hammer part but now i really wanna know what happens if i open port forward to 22.

glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zone on 27 Jan 04:10 collapse

SSH lets you remotely control a computer
It runs on port 22
If you forward port 22 to your computer, you will allow anyone on the internet to SSH to your computer

You can do that pretty safely by disabling root login and disabling password logins - only using keys to SSH in.

You can join the _borg botnet by enabling root login, setting a simple password (maybe even password as recommended!), and waiting.

glitching@lemmy.ml on 27 Jan 12:20 collapse