He knows what he's doing
from The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 17:17
https://piefed.world/post/724663

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killingspark@feddit.org on 22 Dec 17:35 next collapse

Best Pilot, not best mechanic

ceenote@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 17:44 next collapse

Couldn’t even silence the obnoxious breathing on that suit.

RustyShackleford@piefed.social on 22 Dec 20:08 next collapse

I’m not sure. If I had been burned as severely as Darth Vader, I would also leave my breathing apparatus on the loud setting.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca on 23 Dec 16:40 collapse

He did that so no one could tell when he was wacking off.

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 02:51 next collapse

Why would he?

Loud breathing is way more intimidating and creepy compared to quiet breathing.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 05:46 collapse

How do we know he could hear it?

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 18:16 collapse

The kid did build a podracer in a cave with a box of scraps.

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 22 Dec 20:24 next collapse

He wasn’t in a cave! He did that shit right outside in the open!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 00:26 next collapse

He’s not Tony Stark!

nesc@lemmy.cafe on 23 Dec 12:51 collapse

It barely finished single race and had trouble to even start.

ilinamorato@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 13:53 collapse

How good could you do on a slave’s salary?

nesc@lemmy.cafe on 23 Dec 13:56 collapse

He had a whole junkyard full of extremely obscure tech to himself.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 17:46 next collapse

You should see the other guys ship…oh wait

aeronmelon@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 18:36 next collapse

“Another happy parking.”

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Dec 18:47 next collapse

Its like car racing today- sometimes being the best isn’t being technically perfect, but just knowing how close you can push your machine to the brink of failure without actually disabling it.

sundray@lemmus.org on 22 Dec 21:41 next collapse

Just get the car to the winner’s circle. Everything after is the mechanics’ problem!

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GladiusB@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 01:40 next collapse

That’s always been racing

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 02:33 collapse

youtu.be/sOY9p5gFa5Q

Or like 2nd Lt. Frank Luke. Most of his planes looked like that when he was done.

scarabic@lemmy.world on 22 Dec 19:00 next collapse

Any one you walk away from…

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Dec 19:36 next collapse

I mean, when the rest of every wing/squadron/etc. you’ve been a part of is essentially ablative armor for your plotline… 🫣🤷🏼‍♂️

Kolanaki@pawb.social on 22 Dec 20:22 next collapse

Yeah, but see… He made it back. None of the other star pilot’s ships are still in mostly one piece.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 22 Dec 22:43 collapse

Another happy landing.

ashenone@lemmy.ml on 22 Dec 20:22 next collapse

Yea Anakin was a poor kid. He couldn’t afford to buy speed he had to build it. Daddy’s money may be able to buy you that M5, but I guarantee the kid with the built civic that’s held together with duct tape and zip ties is ten times the driver.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 22 Dec 22:56 next collapse

Me in star citizen now engineering and wear and tear exist

this@sh.itjust.works on 23 Dec 00:35 collapse

The other day I replaced a whole ship wing with an SRT. Ship looked like it was held together by tinfoil and hope.

ryannathans@aussie.zone on 23 Dec 00:48 collapse

Must be a Drake

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 01:17 next collapse

But he came back and that’s the important part

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 02:19 next collapse

i mean, i was the unnofficial (fuck it i have a cold) IT guy at this one accounting firm. i was running XP because our work softwware ran better on XP. As everyone’s boxes breoke, they got vista (fuck vista) and then 7. I was still running XP. finally i just asked my boss for a 7 box because i was running it at home. he said i was still running xp because i had kept it going so long and they all had a bet to see how long i could do it. kind of like a death pool. since i’d outlasted it by an operating system (they were expecting sometime during vista) i could get myself the fanciest rig i wanted. i asked him if he’d buy me an extra monitor for here and home, and since i’d saved him so much money on hardware upgrades he said yes. i fucking loved that job.

but yeah, that’s why it makes sense to me.

altphoto@lemmy.today on 23 Dec 02:22 next collapse

No one would follow that car too closely. That’s a good thing.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 02:29 next collapse

Looks like most of 2nd Lt. Frank Luke Jr’s planes when he got done with them, and he is arguably the best Ace of WWI.

baconsunday@lemmy.zip on 23 Dec 02:46 next collapse

Look, the best doesn’t mean he was any good. Just best compared to the rest lol!

bcgm3@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 14:39 next collapse

He’s more tape now, than car… Twisted, and evil.

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SaraTonin@lemmy.world on 23 Dec 15:03 next collapse

There’s an episode of Top Gear where Jeremy Clarkson goes round the Nuerberg Ring in a fast car and boasts about his time. Sabine Schmitz who was a frequent collaborator and Neurberg Ring specialist said it was pathetic and that she could beat it in a van. So they set that up in a future episode - her in a shitty box Transit trying to beat his time.

She came very very close, although she was off by a fraction of a second.

The point is that perhaps Anni’s skill was demonstrated because he only drove shit…

stringere@sh.itjust.works on 23 Dec 15:39 next collapse

Parked next to his busted ass speeder, too!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Dec 15:51 next collapse

I didn’t know that I could experience sympathetic pain for a car, but apparently, I can.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca on 23 Dec 16:39 next collapse

The misconception in the future is the force was a mystical entity with a light and dark side. On earth we knew that was just duct tape and spray foam.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 23 Dec 17:17 collapse

I always kept duct tape and a few wire coat hangers in my old beaters, because you can fix anything with duct tape and wire coat hangers. They saved me, and occasionally friends, many times.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today on 23 Dec 17:16 next collapse

Fixing them up is half the fun!

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world on 28 Dec 06:43 collapse

You should see the other guy!