Oh, that motherfucker knew everything the entire time. Don’t cry for that asshole. He certainly isn’t crying for the tens of millions of deaths that he’s responsible for…
the_citizen@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 15:19
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Oh…
floo@retrolemmy.com
on 02 Sep 2025 10:02
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I remember they’re being an entire subnet dedicated to analyzing why Obi-Wan lied to Luke about R2-D2. Like, there was a whole fucking conspiracy about the thing, and it was hilarious and extremely believable.
Or maybe it wasn’t a subreddit. Maybe it was Slashdot thread… oh fuck, how the hell did I get old?
Stovetop@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 11:29
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No! That’s our word, motherfucker!
It’s the corporations’ word now
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 12:42
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I think your keyboard will automatically learn anything you type manually. Mine definitely has some misspellings saved in it.
Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 02 Sep 2025 13:21
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Are you perhaps referring to the old classic, A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope? Found reposted on Livejournal of all places, but apparently the original has fallen off the internet.
Leia’s own mission, as she says in that holographic message, is to pick up Obi-Wan and take him to Alderaan. Or so she thinks. Actually, her father just wants her to meet Kenobi, which up to this point she never has.
…to clarify that “father” is talking about Bail Organa, not Darth Vader, though. It doesn’t become clear until a few paragraphs later.
Also, it unfortunately was written too early to account for Ahsoka etc.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 13:04
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Only if you buy that fanfiction crap.
#onlyOne
bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 13:08
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At first glance, the landspeeder in the top pane looked like Obi-Wan had a pistol pointed at Luke.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
on 02 Sep 2025 18:22
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That’s a pretty long arm.
You know what they say about men with really, really long arms.
someguy3@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 13:28
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“He started it.”
grue@lemmy.world
on 02 Sep 2025 14:02
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R2-D2 knew perfectly well that Anakin had turned evil; he was obviously on board with the lie.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org
on 04 Sep 2025 23:31
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Only after Anakin killed a bunch of jedi, including young-lings
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We’re crying for R2D2 this time.
Oh, that motherfucker knew everything the entire time. Don’t cry for that asshole. He certainly isn’t crying for the tens of millions of deaths that he’s responsible for…
Oh…
I remember they’re being an entire subnet dedicated to analyzing why Obi-Wan lied to Luke about R2-D2. Like, there was a whole fucking conspiracy about the thing, and it was hilarious and extremely believable.
Or maybe it wasn’t a subreddit. Maybe it was Slashdot thread… oh fuck, how the hell did I get old?
Edit: oh, fuck this shit
<img alt="" src="https://retrolemmy.com/pictrs/image/dec04eb4-3c86-4046-9cc5-84a4788d9ec8.jpeg">
No! That’s our word, motherfucker!
It’s the corporations’ word now
I think your keyboard will automatically learn anything you type manually. Mine definitely has some misspellings saved in it.
Are you perhaps referring to the old classic, A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope? Found reposted on Livejournal of all places, but apparently the original has fallen off the internet.
That’s really neat.
I do wish somebody would edit this part…
…to clarify that “father” is talking about Bail Organa, not Darth Vader, though. It doesn’t become clear until a few paragraphs later.
Also, it unfortunately was written too early to account for Ahsoka etc.
Only if you buy that fanfiction crap.
#onlyOne
At first glance, the landspeeder in the top pane looked like Obi-Wan had a pistol pointed at Luke.
That’s a pretty long arm.
You know what they say about men with really, really long arms.
“He started it.”
R2-D2 knew perfectly well that Anakin had turned evil; he was obviously on board with the lie.
Only after Anakin killed a bunch of jedi, including young-lings