You did WHAT with the chosen one?!
from ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 22:50
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:02 next collapse

She basically Bill Clintoned him…

She was high ranking royalty, he was a young unpaid apprentice assigned to her.

Plus, half the time they’re flying around on his spaceships, even if he wanted to say “no”, he couldn’t because of the implication.

huquad@lemmy.ml on 24 Aug 23:18 next collapse

Is she gonna hurt Anakin?

givesomefucks@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 00:10 next collapse

These Padawan were never in any real danger…

AtariDump@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:40 collapse
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 02:15 next collapse

He’s gonna get hurt … hurt so good

[deleted] on 25 Aug 04:23 collapse

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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:44 next collapse

He didn’t want to say “no”.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 00:09 next collapse

But even if he did want to say no, he wouldn’t have…

Because of the implication

beejboytyson@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 15:45 collapse

Ya, I remember him begging like a little boy.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org on 24 Aug 23:56 next collapse

He’s the most powerful jedi of all time, powerful enough to subdue the living embodiments of the light and dark sides of the force at the same time.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 00:54 collapse

and he still got his legs cut off

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org on 26 Aug 23:49 collapse

and one of his arms. about 3 years before that he got one arm cut off by a different guy

can@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 00:39 next collapse

But the implication

[deleted] on 25 Aug 02:06 next collapse

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works on 25 Aug 12:27 next collapse

It depends on what your definition of “is” is

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works on 26 Aug 14:55 collapse

I feel like it’s changed significantly in my 40+ year lifetime

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 16:54 collapse

Guy is a blue balled virgin and she shows up in that tight black leather outfit, she knew what she was doing

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 24 Aug 23:25 next collapse

Qui Gon: Kill

Obi Wan: Marry

Padma: Die of Sadness

CubitOom@infosec.pub on 24 Aug 23:54 next collapse

I think that the appropriate word is groomed.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org on 24 Aug 23:55 collapse

Anakin was 19 and Padme was 24 when they started getting into the real stuff

TachyonTele@piefed.social on 25 Aug 00:45 collapse

I think they mean that she groomed him.

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org on 25 Aug 01:46 collapse

Nothing happened between them until he was 19 and she was 24.

StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:10 next collapse

I haven’t watched Attack of the Clones in awhile but to me, it always played like Anakin was starting to accept that she wasn’t interested and as soon as it became clear that he was giving up. Padme broke down crying that she wanted him as more than a friend.

Which IS some manipulative groomer shit.

Again, just how it plays on screen in the movie. Like she’s the thristy babysitter that was getting upset that the kid she used to watch was moving on.

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 17:38 collapse

Again, just how it plays on screen in the movie.

This isn’t a documentary. There isn’t stuff happening behind the scenes that we aren’t being shown. This is a story being told and, unwittingly or not, that is the behavior being portrayed.

[deleted] on 25 Aug 17:53 collapse

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GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca on 25 Aug 18:21 collapse

Ret-conning is a thing, of course, and I’m not saying they meant to show Padme grooming him, but if those ambiguities are there, it’s either intentional or bad writing.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:31 collapse

I don’t think you understand what grooming is because what you said does not preclude it.

OpenStars@piefed.social on 25 Aug 00:57 next collapse

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Pistcow@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 01:07 next collapse

I groomed the chosen one.

SpicyTaint@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 02:46 next collapse

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sundray@lemmus.org on 25 Aug 04:27 next collapse

She…

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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world on 25 Aug 09:22 next collapse

Fourth panel: Obi-Wan: “I cut the legs off the chosen one.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 00:52 collapse

then i…
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InFerNo@lemmy.ml on 26 Aug 06:40 collapse

That’s a smokey Joe if I ever did saw one

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world on 26 Aug 16:52 collapse

What was up with padme in that scene? The lighting was so unflattering and she looked kinda nuts

Notyou@sopuli.xyz on 26 Aug 20:44 collapse

Well she was about to fuck someone that she knew since he was 9 so there are probably a lot of crazy thoughts going through that head.