That deescalated quickly

That deescalated quickly
from NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 22 Jan 2026 19:25
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 22 Jan 2026 20:53 next collapse

ttyybb@lemmy.world on 22 Jan 2026 20:58 next collapse

With all due respect, that’s like asking if Yoda has ever heard of cocaine

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jan 2026 07:40 collapse

Cocaine or ketamine?

ttyybb@lemmy.world on 23 Jan 2026 08:00 collapse

He switches drugs to avoid tolerance, I checked before posting in this Seals are Good video, it is cocaine

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de on 22 Jan 2026 21:26 next collapse

He wrote his Jedi Master’s thesis on Darth Plagueis.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jan 2026 01:24 next collapse

If you want he can read you his thesis, if you don’t well… You’re gonna learn to love his thesis. Or randomly jump out of the window for no apparent reason.

ttyybb@lemmy.world on 23 Jan 2026 04:21 collapse

Well Jedi masters are always jumping out of windows

kaulquappus@feddit.org on 23 Jan 2026 10:05 collapse

They can’t do that! Shoot them … or something

kaulquappus@feddit.org on 23 Jan 2026 09:34 collapse

How can he have written a Jedi Master’s thesis and not be a Jedi Master?!

photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jan 2026 09:58 collapse

It was a badly written and researched thesis.

kaulquappus@feddit.org on 23 Jan 2026 10:03 collapse

I guess his reasoning was a little coarse and rough.

giantripdrop@piefed.social on 22 Jan 2026 23:38 next collapse

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Jan 2026 00:31 next collapse

Everyone knows Anakin has a major in TTODPTWS (the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise studies)

Aqarius@lemmy.world on 23 Jan 2026 12:19 collapse

Now that’s an emotional rollercoaster of a sketch

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works on 23 Jan 2026 02:18 collapse