Masterplan
from Dav09@mander.xyz to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 17:45
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otacon239@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 18:07 next collapse

But then we wouldn’t have a cool pod-racing scene!

taiyang@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 19:49 next collapse

Or the n64 cash grab game! (That I actually kinda liked)

TheRedSpade@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 20:33 collapse

The PC pod racing game was fun. At least, I thought it was at the time.

Cavemanfreak@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 20 Sep 2025 07:02 collapse

I remember the Gameboy Color game with rumble pack being pretty fun as well, but really hard.

lime@feddit.nu on 19 Sep 2025 22:22 collapse

as a child it was cool. as an adult it’s just sooooooo loooooooong…

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works on 19 Sep 2025 23:38 next collapse

I saw the movie in the theater during the original run. I have a copy on VHS, and I have a copy on DVD. The version on the DVD is longer and adds NOTHING, it’s more footage of the same shit happening.

doomcanoe@piefed.social on 20 Sep 2025 00:35 collapse

Fuck I miss seeing things as a child…

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub on 19 Sep 2025 18:29 next collapse

IIRC, you don’t need the force to cheat at Sabbac. Just need to be the main character who goes first

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 19:48 next collapse

“What if we just let George do whatever he wants and nobody says anything?”

chuckleslord@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 19:55 next collapse

Oh, people said things. But he just told them off and did what he was going to do anyways.

Like when he wanted cgi troopers for attack of the clones. Everyone told him it was going to be costly, look worse than real actors, and be time consuming. He stuck his feet in the sand and they did it anyways.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz on 20 Sep 2025 06:48 collapse

“Now that I’ve mastered digital eyelash rendering my characters are better than ever!”

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 19 Sep 2025 21:54 collapse

The prequels were huge blow to Auteur Theory. Even if you think they’re redeemed, I think you still have to admit that this isn’t the result you would want for complete creative control.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 19:58 next collapse

Yes, and that’s why you’re the nerd Padawan and I’m the cool, hotshot Jedi Knight

lividweasel@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 20:06 next collapse

“I’m not your Palawan, buddy!”

shittydwarf@piefed.social on 19 Sep 2025 20:59 next collapse

We’ll be coming back for his mom, right master?

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 20 Sep 2025 18:53 collapse

Maybe later, once we’re finished with all our duties, like putting down the illegal Tattooine slave uprising and various other revolts that threaten the status quo.

Actually, on second thought, a mother is a personal connection. Can’t have the Jedi making human connections because if they end up dying without heirs, the Jedi order usually gets most or all of their shit. We’ll just ignore the whole genetic component of force sensitivity (and also fail to discover that Anakin’s strength is because his father was literally the dark side of the force).

ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world on 23 Sep 2025 23:49 collapse

In Legends, he actually sent a valuable item to Shmi for her to buy herself her freedom, which she gave to Cliegg for him to buy her freedom from Watto.

Edit: he being Qui-Gon Edit 2: the book was Tatooine Ghost

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 24 Sep 2025 01:02 collapse

Which “he”? Obi Wan or Anakin? Or Qui Gon maybe, I could see him doing that soon after getting back to Correscant and there were a lot of significant things that happening off screen during Phantom Menace (eg, that’s when the tragedy of Darth Plagueis happens, right after Palpatine secures the Chancellorship, when Plagueis gets drunk celebrating it).

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 25 Sep 2025 02:55 collapse

Hold up, Darth Plagueis was still alive during the events of TPM? I always assumed that Sheev must have killed him before he took on Maul as an apprentice. Rule of two, and all that.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world on 25 Sep 2025 15:50 collapse

Plagueis didn’t believe in the rule of 2 and allowed Palpatine to take an apprentice. He thought they should use whatever strength they could get.

Palpatine also didn’t believe in the rule of 2, but instead followed his own rule of one: he planned on becoming immortal (which the whole coming back was a part of). So he’d take apprentices knowing that they might come for him eventually, and just planned on killing them and replacing them. Like with Vader’s apprentices, he just needed to discover them and make Vader turn on them because he wasn’t confident enough to confront him directly until RotJ when he was killing Luke (after openly offering him Vader’s spot… He hated Vader being broken right from the start, but no one else held a candle to him other than Palp himself).

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works on 26 Sep 2025 05:58 collapse

Huh, thanks for the info!

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 21:50 collapse

He knows that

a) pod racing brings other good stuff (tourism, commerce, street vendors).

b) the pod racing industry are wealthy and can take the hit. Rather than betting against other gamblers he’s betting against bookies (the gambling industry).

c) homegrown hero stories bring the planet closer to supporting rebellion politics.

Jesus_666@lemmy.world on 19 Sep 2025 23:19 collapse

Aren’t the rebels the bad guys at that point? You know, with the whole gassing thing? The rebellion against the Galactic Empire doesn’t exist, seeing how the Galactic Empire doesn’t even exist yet.

elephantium@lemmy.world on 20 Sep 2025 00:50 collapse

IIRC they called the bad guys the Separatists in that movie.

Mim@lemmy.zip on 20 Sep 2025 18:25 collapse

They didn’t exist then either. The bad guys were the Trade Federation that blockaded Naboo and wanted to take over the planet.

elephantium@lemmy.world on 20 Sep 2025 19:40 collapse

Weren’t the trade federation and the separatists the same thing?

Or am I mixing up my ep 1 and ep 2 names?

It’s been a while, and tbh I’m not eager to go back and rewatch them.

Mim@lemmy.zip on 20 Sep 2025 20:51 collapse

The Trade Federation were part of the Separatist in Episode 2 and 3 (and the Clone Wars series).