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from MattW03@lemmy.ca to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 12:27
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 12:54 next collapse

Does that version of Darth Vader pull out a Lightbelt to spank Luke for disobeying him?

MattW03@lemmy.ca on 10 Nov 12:59 next collapse

It was jut a light tap on his hand to teach him to not pick his nose.

Anyway that didn’t end well…

<img alt="" src="https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/0fed4abd-8817-44fd-a8a8-9705d9ba97c7.jpeg">

OpenStars@piefed.social on 10 Nov 14:06 next collapse

<img alt="img" src="https://i0.wp.com/thelegalgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Darth_Vader_Crimes.jpg?fit=1720%2C1000&ssl=1">

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 20:19 collapse

popped collar darth vader is terrifying

OpenStars@piefed.social on 10 Nov 23:34 next collapse
yakko@feddit.uk on 11 Nov 11:34 collapse

God you’re right, he looks like a mall goth version of himself.

Which is honestly the most Anakin thing, if you think about it.

Etterra@discuss.online on 11 Nov 11:42 next collapse

That’s what happens when your idea of discipline is a slap on the wrist.

Rooster326@programming.dev on 11 Nov 14:51 collapse

He did, in fact, give him something to cry about

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works on 10 Nov 13:01 collapse

slash fic writers sprint to their laptops

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 14:09 next collapse

I need the kids here to hear me now and belieeb me latah - Lucas had no idea he was going to make Luke & Leia siblings; as to whether Vader was somebody’s father (yes German yes) - maybe

After Star Wars blew up bigly, he ran back to the drawing board and squeezed out the first ever cinematic trilogy (that anyone who isn’t a film buff knows of). That was all “fine” and “well”.

Until Phantom Menace. Oof. People. We had a problem. Then . . . Disney.

Okay that’s it. Here’s the deal: There is ONE Star Wars movie (it was not called “A New Hope” FFS). That’s all. The rest is fan fiction. Period. Yeah it’s fun, sure have a good time but when you get to the fucking midichlorians or what the fuck ever - fuggedaboudit.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 10 Nov 14:42 next collapse

Sometimes fan fiction takes an idea and does a better job, expanding it, fills in gaps, or simply goes places the author didn't even think of. Some can stray too far from the core but still have some valid contributions. Some take a single line and tell their own exceptional story.

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world on 10 Nov 15:34 next collapse

I’d say Empire was fine because all details of how Vader was his father were missing so there’s nothing to complain about. It only went downhill with Return of the Jedi. Making Leia his sister was bad for continuity. Then it went off a cliff with the prequels.

The_v@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 05:36 next collapse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_of_the_Mind's_Eye

They were convinced enough it wasn’t that good that the sequel was supposed to be a budget film.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 14:22 collapse

Great book!

xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de on 11 Nov 08:04 next collapse

It’s Dutch, not German.

DakRalter@thelemmy.club on 11 Nov 11:02 next collapse

<img alt="screenshot of a post on RiF showing Lucas’s plan for Luke’s sister to be nellith and they would confront Vader in the finale" src="https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/0625a291-1aa3-44b2-8870-e34bee78fd50.png">

Forever my headcanon.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 14:19 collapse

Well. There we go then.

alekwithak@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 15:19 next collapse

Fan fiction… from the creator? Okay.

“Hey do you like Star Wars?”
“I’m a huge Star Wars fan! So no.”

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 17:03 collapse

I mean . . .

jnk@masto.es on 11 Nov 15:28 collapse

@homesweethomeMrL @MattW03 congratulations, you managed to win the "least valid opinion" award in a single comment

ShamanRonin@lemmy.world on 11 Nov 14:33 next collapse

Wait. Are these captures from VHS?

Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world on 16 Nov 21:01 collapse

Pug?