It’s doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called… Annie.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
on 02 Jun 14:04
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It’s doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called… Annie.
Is it “cheat” because they’re so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?
(Yes, I know it’s supposed to be “chest” - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about “my” grammar.)
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
on 02 Jun 14:17
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Nah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
on 02 Jun 14:28
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I was a certified CPR instructor
Just kill the kids, and anyone else
If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life
Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
on 02 Jun 15:27
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Not just the men, but the women and children, too?
(Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)
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It’s doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called… Annie.
Is it “cheat” because they’re so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?
(Yes, I know it’s supposed to be “chest” - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about “my” grammar.)
Nah, it’s because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I’m struggling here to find the right joke)
I was a certified CPR instructor
Just kill the kids, and anyone else
If you are doing CPR, it’s because they have already lost a critical component of life
Do your best, because they’re already dead and there’s nothing to lose
Not just the men, but the women and children, too?
(Yes, if you’re at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)
Oh lord! Yup got me again!
Is she ok?
He’s more machine now than man; twisted and evil.