FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
on 18 May 20:42
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If i’m wrong someone can correct me, but don’t a lot of christians believe that your aoul lies in wait until the day of judgement anyway? So everyone shows up at heaven at the same time.
Time works differently when you’re dead
Edit: sorry… don’t let me ruin your meme lol, i’m just religious infodumping
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 18 May 20:49
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Enjoy your mythology. I prefer my imaginary afterlife to be interpreted literally.
It depends. Some sects believe in the concept of “particular judgment” – you are judged and go to heaven (or hell, or Detroit) immediately upon death (I think Catholics believe this). Other sects believe in the doctrine of “last judgement” where all the dead are put on hold until the end of the world, and then judged en mass. There is, as usual, conflicting Biblical passages on this point.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
on 18 May 22:19
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My family took a novel approach to it. Everyone gets judged when they die, but only the worst go to hell, and the best go to heaven. The rest wait around until the rapture and then there is Judgement 2: Judgement Day where all the people that were waiting around get judged against all the new people, and then they are split based on some kind of holy bell curve. It was really just a lot of bullshit to get around my family being full of drug addicts and racists and no one wanting to admit that if they go by the Bible they are hellbound.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
on 19 May 04:44
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Well, there’s also an apocalypse, right?
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip
on 18 May 23:52
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There’s probably multiple. Or at least there’s multiple interpretations of it.
I remember reading that bit.
But even if that’s the actual version, this painting just assumes you down near the people you’re wanting to see. Even though those groups would likely have mutually exclusive members? Does everybody get split into though copies to be everywhere they need to be at once?
There’s so much unanswered lore specifics. Revelation was the first part I stopped believing in.
It just seems like whoever wrote it (I think it’s supposed to be John, but those people still think Moses was a real person, so who knows) had dropped too much acid like 10 hours before and was having a really bad comedown phase. None of it is coherent at all.
And the fact that Trump is by far the closest any human has come to being the actual antichrist while they all just follow blindly is the most depressing humor around.
Any other tiny sleight they will call out preemptively (thinking of late 90s/early 00s satanic panic stuff, like Pokémon is evil because it’s made by a company called Wizards of the Coast, and they also make a game called Magic!), but actual Hitler Jr? Nah, they love him to death.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
on 19 May 04:29
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There’s so much unanswered lore specifics. Revelation was the first part I stopped believing in.
Well here’s what christianity says to that: If the Bible doesn’t tell you about 1 specific topic, it’s not important to your redemption. God reserves the right to keep mysteries from you, and the reasons he doesn’t go into depth on what heaven is like are:
We aught to focus on preserving and caring for others alive on Earth, and the Earth itself, to demonstrate a worthiness to inherit heaven
he wants us to trust him - to believe that God’s creation is good, and believe it so strongly simply on the evidence of this world rather than a sneak peak of the beyond.
it may be indescribable to humans.
if you have to earn a place in heaven, it follows that any description that sufficiently communicates it is like a sneak peak, and we can’t really know if we’ve earned that until we die and weigh the virtue of that person’s life.
And the fact that Trump is by far the closest any human has come to being the actual antichrist while they all just follow blindly is the most depressing humor around.
Not saying this argumentatively, but my 2 cents are that I don’t think Christians “all just follow him blindly.” First, i don’t know how you can have much indication of how many of the christians in america voted for him - it’s not the case that christians migrate en masse to the south to be with like minded people and atheists move up to the north and now you have a neat divide.
Many Christians will have voted him hoping that by second order effects he advances christian interests. This is something that happens under 2 party systems.
I don’t think the most devout and lucid christians support him. Especially after he advanced zionist settle interestsm which is all he stands for now. But uh… you have in the USA a non-lucid christian problem. Mormons, JWs and ridiculous zionist-cult evangelicals. And i’m sorry you have to deal with that, because from what I can tell, those people do blindly support him. To me, those groups are not the best exemplars of “Christian.”
There is a valuable lesson in Donald Trump, though - that we should all have higher standards for the moral standing of a leader. As soon as there was even a question of him being a sex pest (i.e "grab them by the pussies) all people, christian or not, shouldn’t have voted for him.
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip
on 20 May 22:59
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Ok, fair point.
I’m in the south, so almost all my personal experience is with the stereotypical Baptist type, and my comment was colored with that understanding. I realize there are more types of Christians, but I’m surrounded by the very stereotypical type. So I was referring to them for the most part.
And by “blindly”, I mean they’re assuming that the virtue of voting R is somehow mystically better than voting for someone who will actually not destroy millions of lives. The type I’m familiar with only knows Fox and just assumes anybody that even has to think about who to vote for is probably a Satanist, even though they don’t actually even have a clue what that actually is. They’re “blind” insofar as they can’t see sexual results, they just know they get a god-shaped boner when they vote R.
I only broke out of growing up in it 10 years ago almost exactly (don’t have a date, but it was someone this month). I knew he had made whispers of running a while back, but even though all I only knew him from at the time was that he was on home alone 2 and the apprentice and was some rich guy. I didn’t watch the apprentice, so I didn’t know much about it, but I just knew from tidbits that he was a clown.
I knew as soon as he made a peep I knew that he would be a horrible choice, while still working out how I felt about politics from the ground up.
I remember thinking that the “grab em” conversation leak was actually an instant kill to his entire campaign at the time. I still think it should have been, but I severely underestimated how stupid conservatives are.
I was still coming out of a fog of religion at the time. The world was still opening to me.
brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world
on 18 May 20:57
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What reality takes precedence in heaven? My view of my grandmother or her own view? Or is heaven a bubble of reality for what each individual wishes most?
Depends what you believe but many think of the concept of heaven not as a place where you see your dead family and pets, but more of a state of being including oneness with God. Sort of like nirvana. Or the Nexus if you’re a Star Trek fan.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
on 18 May 22:06
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The Nexus, being a destructive addiction, seems to me more of an analogy to heavy drug use than a happy afterlife.
lots of diversity: check
no interracial couples or evidence of them despite lots of diversity: check
heaven is a physical place where you keep your body and there’s flowers and columns and shit: check
80s romance novel cover horny painting art style: check
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
on 19 May 00:19
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
on 18 May 21:54
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Isn’t it a little tortuous to send children to heaven as children. Even if just a spirit, the appearance and mind of a child feels a little Kirsten Dunst in interview with a vampire. Same with the old. Who wants to go to heaven as an old man or woman?
Most conceptions of heaven kinda feel like hell. This picture scares the hell out of me.
I’m more concerned about the tombstones shown in the panting in heaven. like what happened to THOSE people? are they Super Dead?
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works
on 19 May 01:04
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Those are for the living, waiting to rise up.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world
on 19 May 01:27
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This picture is from a Jehovah’s Witness publication. This isn’t a depiction of heaven, but rather a future paradise earth. And the picture depicts various people being redirected back to life.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
on 19 May 07:22
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I saw this picture and it immediately gave me flashbacks to JW flyers
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
on 19 May 04:42
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Shit, I’ve see this painting in person multiple times. I think it’s in one of the Manhattan museums. And I never asked any of this.
OpenStars@piefed.social
on 19 May 11:40
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They are dildos, for the giants.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
on 19 May 12:00
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If I’m not mistaken, Buddhism had a being that was the ghost of a ghost. Yes, ghosts could die. Probably that’s the case.
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
on 19 May 16:21
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From Wikipedia:
Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that a “little flock” of 144,000 selected humans go to heaven, but that God will resurrect the majority (the “other sheep”) to a cleansed earth after Armageddon.
I feel like the presence of the headstones and the children more points to the latter belief, that God will resurrect the dead after Armageddon or whatever.
Like, God has resurrected your kid’s dead grandpa, straight out of the grave, and now you’re forced to deal with your shitty father-in-law for eternity
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
on 19 May 19:22
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If I don’t want afterlife I can just stay dead??
Maybe they ask you to accept terms at the beginning & if you refuse they just let you have your peace, one life was enough.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
on 18 May 22:09
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I am wondering much about graveyards in Heaven, can you die in the afterlife and where will you go then? Is Heinlein’s Job more factual than I always assumed??
bran_buckler@lemmy.world
on 18 May 22:24
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It’s been years since I’ve read Job. What was the part you’re referring to?
I just remember him being a dishwasher, since that skill travels easily and everyone has dirty dishes.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
on 19 May 13:54
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Yeah the dish washing, that is seriously an amazing part of the story. But I digress, I was referring to the part where Alex is going to “trial”, with the judge a god of gods (I should re-read it, my explanation is terrible).
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
on 19 May 09:34
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Nope, Satan got the shit beaten out of him, and didn’t die. Your afterlife can just become suckier.
GutterRat42@lemmy.world
on 18 May 23:52
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What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They’ll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn’t make it :(
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
on 19 May 07:03
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I thought only humans went to heaven. It’s a real can of worms otherwise. Do worms go to heaven? Mosquitos? Bacteria? Viruses?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
on 19 May 10:25
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I hope in a separate heaven then. Or hell? Is a mosquito automatically evil, just because they do evil things (like sucking blood) and literally nobody likes them, not even their predators?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
on 19 May 12:06
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not the mosquito’s fault, is it?
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
on 20 May 09:04
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I don’t think sucking blood is evil. It’s not like it betrays anyone. It’s pretty open about it’s nature.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
on 20 May 09:41
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I guess if they were more common, they would also be seen as pests rather than evil
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
on 20 May 09:04
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Well, I don’t think all organisms have free will
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
on 19 May 09:02
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If you believe evolution is real, you’ll obviously never go to heaven, so you’ll never find out.
thewebroach@lemmy.world
on 19 May 10:04
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I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it’s just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There’s a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There’s an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there’s a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
It’s exactly as it sounds. Anakin in Star Wars ended up going nuts and slaughtered an entire class of children training to be Jedi.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
on 19 May 16:57
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Wow. Uh… I don’t know what I expected.
UncleArthur@lemmy.world
on 19 May 12:10
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So, what happens if you’ve survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
DragonOracleIX@lemmy.ml
on 19 May 15:47
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That’s partly why I don’t believe in the existence of heaven or hell
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
on 19 May 17:11
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There’s an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you’re going to hell now. Its how we know you’re not one of the elect
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents… and recursively so on and so on.
I think when first contact happens between loved ones, a common reality is unconsciously agreed upon where the family comes together under the bodies they inhabited at the time they were all together.
Since the long deceased ones have likely watched the life of the newly deceased with interest, I think that initial reality is then slowly pushed away and the (grown) children take on their more mature forms and the grand parents take on their younger forms, and they all walk away from the meeting as equals
That’s how I’d do it
stickyprimer@lemmy.world
on 20 May 16:13
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But then someone else they all know dies too. And then they have to reset to that person’s last memory? What a pain!
SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world
on 20 May 17:14
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A level of Bible fanfiction Danté would be proud of
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If i’m wrong someone can correct me, but don’t a lot of christians believe that your aoul lies in wait until the day of judgement anyway? So everyone shows up at heaven at the same time.
Time works differently when you’re dead
Edit: sorry… don’t let me ruin your meme lol, i’m just religious infodumping
Enjoy your mythology. I prefer my imaginary afterlife to be interpreted literally.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that’s left of their religion.
It’s crazy to me that he said something that well articulated once, and then never again.
Is it? It’s not like he had many opportunities after, on account of, y’know, being on the Death Star when it blew up.
“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?”
My goofy “hasn’t watched star wars in a while” ass thought that was a Han solo quote. Jesus.
Thank you for the reality check
It depends. Some sects believe in the concept of “particular judgment” – you are judged and go to heaven (or hell, or Detroit) immediately upon death (I think Catholics believe this). Other sects believe in the doctrine of “last judgement” where all the dead are put on hold until the end of the world, and then judged en mass. There is, as usual, conflicting Biblical passages on this point.
My family took a novel approach to it. Everyone gets judged when they die, but only the worst go to hell, and the best go to heaven. The rest wait around until the rapture and then there is Judgement 2: Judgement Day where all the people that were waiting around get judged against all the new people, and then they are split based on some kind of holy bell curve. It was really just a lot of bullshit to get around my family being full of drug addicts and racists and no one wanting to admit that if they go by the Bible they are hellbound.
Holy moly bell curve.
Well, there’s also an apocalypse, right?
There’s probably multiple. Or at least there’s multiple interpretations of it.
I remember reading that bit.
But even if that’s the actual version, this painting just assumes you down near the people you’re wanting to see. Even though those groups would likely have mutually exclusive members? Does everybody get split into though copies to be everywhere they need to be at once?
There’s so much unanswered lore specifics. Revelation was the first part I stopped believing in.
It just seems like whoever wrote it (I think it’s supposed to be John, but those people still think Moses was a real person, so who knows) had dropped too much acid like 10 hours before and was having a really bad comedown phase. None of it is coherent at all.
And the fact that Trump is by far the closest any human has come to being the actual antichrist while they all just follow blindly is the most depressing humor around.
Any other tiny sleight they will call out preemptively (thinking of late 90s/early 00s satanic panic stuff, like Pokémon is evil because it’s made by a company called Wizards of the Coast, and they also make a game called Magic!), but actual Hitler Jr? Nah, they love him to death.
Well here’s what christianity says to that: If the Bible doesn’t tell you about 1 specific topic, it’s not important to your redemption. God reserves the right to keep mysteries from you, and the reasons he doesn’t go into depth on what heaven is like are:
Not saying this argumentatively, but my 2 cents are that I don’t think Christians “all just follow him blindly.” First, i don’t know how you can have much indication of how many of the christians in america voted for him - it’s not the case that christians migrate en masse to the south to be with like minded people and atheists move up to the north and now you have a neat divide.
Many Christians will have voted him hoping that by second order effects he advances christian interests. This is something that happens under 2 party systems.
I don’t think the most devout and lucid christians support him. Especially after he advanced zionist settle interestsm which is all he stands for now. But uh… you have in the USA a non-lucid christian problem. Mormons, JWs and ridiculous zionist-cult evangelicals. And i’m sorry you have to deal with that, because from what I can tell, those people do blindly support him. To me, those groups are not the best exemplars of “Christian.”
There is a valuable lesson in Donald Trump, though - that we should all have higher standards for the moral standing of a leader. As soon as there was even a question of him being a sex pest (i.e "grab them by the pussies) all people, christian or not, shouldn’t have voted for him.
Ok, fair point.
I’m in the south, so almost all my personal experience is with the stereotypical Baptist type, and my comment was colored with that understanding. I realize there are more types of Christians, but I’m surrounded by the very stereotypical type. So I was referring to them for the most part.
And by “blindly”, I mean they’re assuming that the virtue of voting R is somehow mystically better than voting for someone who will actually not destroy millions of lives. The type I’m familiar with only knows Fox and just assumes anybody that even has to think about who to vote for is probably a Satanist, even though they don’t actually even have a clue what that actually is. They’re “blind” insofar as they can’t see sexual results, they just know they get a god-shaped boner when they vote R.
I only broke out of growing up in it 10 years ago almost exactly (don’t have a date, but it was someone this month). I knew he had made whispers of running a while back, but even though all I only knew him from at the time was that he was on home alone 2 and the apprentice and was some rich guy. I didn’t watch the apprentice, so I didn’t know much about it, but I just knew from tidbits that he was a clown.
I knew as soon as he made a peep I knew that he would be a horrible choice, while still working out how I felt about politics from the ground up.
I remember thinking that the “grab em” conversation leak was actually an instant kill to his entire campaign at the time. I still think it should have been, but I severely underestimated how stupid conservatives are.
I was still coming out of a fog of religion at the time. The world was still opening to me.
What reality takes precedence in heaven? My view of my grandmother or her own view? Or is heaven a bubble of reality for what each individual wishes most?
Depends what you believe but many think of the concept of heaven not as a place where you see your dead family and pets, but more of a state of being including oneness with God. Sort of like nirvana. Or the Nexus if you’re a Star Trek fan.
The Nexus, being a destructive addiction, seems to me more of an analogy to heavy drug use than a happy afterlife.
To be fair there’s nothing really wrong with the Nexus as long as you’re not destroying a planet with a pre-warp civilization to get there.
I’m pretty sure JWs believe that heaven is like IRL and simply do not ask the obvious follow up questions because they are a cult
They think that 144,000 anointed ones go to heaven, good JWs stay on a perfected form of Earth, everyone else is completely destroyed.
This looks like some jehovahs witness “art.”
lots of diversity: check no interracial couples or evidence of them despite lots of diversity: check heaven is a physical place where you keep your body and there’s flowers and columns and shit: check 80s romance novel cover horny painting art style: check
No women in pants: check
No clothing diversity
sometimes they do some clothing diversity to indicate country of origin
at least it’s not ai slop
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Isn’t it a little tortuous to send children to heaven as children. Even if just a spirit, the appearance and mind of a child feels a little Kirsten Dunst in interview with a vampire. Same with the old. Who wants to go to heaven as an old man or woman?
Most conceptions of heaven kinda feel like hell. This picture scares the hell out of me.
yeah how the fuck does relativity work in heaven? I agree with you, if I died as a kid that would stuck for all of eternity to just be a kid.
I’m more concerned about the tombstones shown in the panting in heaven. like what happened to THOSE people? are they Super Dead?
Those are for the living, waiting to rise up.
This picture is from a Jehovah’s Witness publication. This isn’t a depiction of heaven, but rather a future paradise earth. And the picture depicts various people being redirected back to life.
I saw this picture and it immediately gave me flashbacks to JW flyers
Shit, I’ve see this painting in person multiple times. I think it’s in one of the Manhattan museums. And I never asked any of this.
IRL != the haternet
They are dildos, for the giants.
If I’m not mistaken, Buddhism had a being that was the ghost of a ghost. Yes, ghosts could die. Probably that’s the case.
From Wikipedia:
I feel like the presence of the headstones and the children more points to the latter belief, that God will resurrect the dead after Armageddon or whatever.
Like, God has resurrected your kid’s dead grandpa, straight out of the grave, and now you’re forced to deal with your shitty father-in-law for eternity
If I don’t want afterlife I can just stay dead??
Maybe they ask you to accept terms at the beginning & if you refuse they just let you have your peace, one life was enough.
I am wondering much about graveyards in Heaven, can you die in the afterlife and where will you go then? Is Heinlein’s Job more factual than I always assumed??
It’s been years since I’ve read Job. What was the part you’re referring to?
I just remember him being a dishwasher, since that skill travels easily and everyone has dirty dishes.
Yeah the dish washing, that is seriously an amazing part of the story. But I digress, I was referring to the part where Alex is going to “trial”, with the judge a god of gods (I should re-read it, my explanation is terrible).
Nope, Satan got the shit beaten out of him, and didn’t die. Your afterlife can just become suckier.
Measles. Thanks RFK Jr.
That’s a lot less dark than i was expecting.
When you reunite with your kids in heaven because their mom went crazy and drive the minivan into a lake with the kids inside.
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I really don’t want to think of the implications of there being grave stones in Heaven.
Statistically, if there’s an afterlife, there’s billions of babies and fetuses in it.
If there’s an afterlife and we’re counting the unborn, then it’s swimming in an endless sea of sperm
Also if heaven(s?) are tailored to individual’s liking.
Why are they in a fucking cemetery?! What the fuck is going on up there?
Nietze was wrong, God is undead.
Sometimes you just need to be able to kill a mf in heaven.
And that happens a lot.
So cemetery.
jedis arnt human though, so they dont have a christian equivalent heaven. maybe there is a force version of heaven.
So the entirety of the force ghost thing didnt happen, yeah?
You get recycled, that’s what
What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They’ll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn’t make it :(
I don’t think God discriminates against monkeys
I thought only humans went to heaven. It’s a real can of worms otherwise. Do worms go to heaven? Mosquitos? Bacteria? Viruses?
I hope in a separate heaven then. Or hell? Is a mosquito automatically evil, just because they do evil things (like sucking blood) and literally nobody likes them, not even their predators?
not the mosquito’s fault, is it?
I don’t think sucking blood is evil. It’s not like it betrays anyone. It’s pretty open about it’s nature.
Same for vampires and ghouls.
I guess if they were more common, they would also be seen as pests rather than evil
Well, I don’t think all organisms have free will
If you believe evolution is real, you’ll obviously never go to heaven, so you’ll never find out.
I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it’s just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There’s a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There’s an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there’s a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
Mainstream depictions of heaven are bunk.
Or what if the apes did go to heaven? All of them? From all time. That’s a lot of apes for the early humans to deal with.
And it means that in the end we’ll all have to face Harambe.
Based on the all dogs go to heaven philosophy, I would say the cutoff would be in the other direction.
Israel.
ICE
USAF
Good. Good.
American needed another distraction for their pedo kings
Child mortality was high back then, eh?
Edit: just saw the Anakin after.
Can you explain the Anakin joke, then?
No, but i guess it has another meaning than what i initially thought.
It’s exactly as it sounds. Anakin in Star Wars ended up going nuts and slaughtered an entire class of children training to be Jedi.
Wow. Uh… I don’t know what I expected.
So, what happens if you’ve survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
That’s partly why I don’t believe in the existence of heaven or hell
There’s an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you’re going to hell now. Its how we know you’re not one of the elect
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents… and recursively so on and so on.
Eternity? Marriage is only “til death do us part!”
What if you bought your wife an eternity ring?
It’s not like it came with her!
Yes, you have to choose which eternity you want, though it doesn’t necessarily have to be with either spouse.
Source: this documentary
Jehovah’s witness fan art makes for such great memes.
I received a flyer for “Let’s celebrate Jesus’ death” this April. Terrible choice of words
Iranian mommies and daddies when the war with US starts:
Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday
Just another school shotin’ for jesus!
Why are some people old in heaven? I’d want to have a 23yo body forever, thank you very much.
And why are some people children in heaven? Does this mean they’ll never develop and get to know what it is like to be mature?
It’s almost like this whole Heaven concept hasn’t been thought out very far.
Bodies don’t go to heaven. They decompose and become one with the earth.
I think when first contact happens between loved ones, a common reality is unconsciously agreed upon where the family comes together under the bodies they inhabited at the time they were all together.
Since the long deceased ones have likely watched the life of the newly deceased with interest, I think that initial reality is then slowly pushed away and the (grown) children take on their more mature forms and the grand parents take on their younger forms, and they all walk away from the meeting as equals
That’s how I’d do it
But then someone else they all know dies too. And then they have to reset to that person’s last memory? What a pain!
A level of Bible fanfiction Danté would be proud of
why thank you
Don’t worry. This isn’t real. It’s a painting or ai made from someone’s imagination.
I would be reassured by your comment but it’s not real, just made from your imagination.