Hmm… I should leave some food sticks out for these guys.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
on 16 Apr 03:06
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I’ve told this story a few times.
I used to do tons and tons of soil survey. Hike, dig a hole. Rinse repeat all summer. Most surveys would be anywhere from 500 to 2000 pits in size.
Anyway, I was on this massive survey in Ontario. 21 days on, a week off and 21 days on again. I was on like day 16, stomping though some bush behind this guy’s house, and I see this rock that DOES NOT belong here. I notice this kind of shit because as I’m walking I take in the landscape and it’s features to help classify soil.
Meh. I got 1800 more pits to do… Then curiosity gets the better of me.
I walk back over to the rock. It looks one of those salt lamps you’d find at a massage place. I pick it up, and I turn it over, a confused look on my face. My confusion deepens as I see a worn price tag. It IS one of those stupid salt lamps. Who the fuck puts one out here?
I set it down, go to get up and look straight into a trail camera.
Fuck. This is a salt lick to bait deer.
The photos would have shown my tired, dumb ass walk into the frame. Walk out of the frame. Walk back to the rock. Pick it up and turn it over and then look right at the camera
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world
on 17 Apr 09:45
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Yeah. AI is really good at generating footage and stills for these infrared night vision types of surveillance cameras, in large part because they don’t need to be high resolution and are in black and white.
Because of the way they’re trained on cats and deer have eyes that reflect light back at the camera, these generated images also tend to give that effect even to animals (like humans) that wouldn’t have as pronounced of that effect.
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Yub yub
Yub nub
For everything else, there’s Mastercard
That’s pretty much the post title.
!yourjokebutworse@lemmy.world
There’s no way any costume that looks that good would only cost that much
Yeah, add at least one 0. Maybe two.
Hmm… I should leave some food sticks out for these guys.
I’ve told this story a few times. I used to do tons and tons of soil survey. Hike, dig a hole. Rinse repeat all summer. Most surveys would be anywhere from 500 to 2000 pits in size.
Anyway, I was on this massive survey in Ontario. 21 days on, a week off and 21 days on again. I was on like day 16, stomping though some bush behind this guy’s house, and I see this rock that DOES NOT belong here. I notice this kind of shit because as I’m walking I take in the landscape and it’s features to help classify soil.
Meh. I got 1800 more pits to do… Then curiosity gets the better of me.
I walk back over to the rock. It looks one of those salt lamps you’d find at a massage place. I pick it up, and I turn it over, a confused look on my face. My confusion deepens as I see a worn price tag. It IS one of those stupid salt lamps. Who the fuck puts one out here?
I set it down, go to get up and look straight into a trail camera.
Fuck. This is a salt lick to bait deer.
The photos would have shown my tired, dumb ass walk into the frame. Walk out of the frame. Walk back to the rock. Pick it up and turn it over and then look right at the camera
The bait worked !!
Yeah, just not on what he was hoping.
Somehow, fly-bitten, drooling-from-repititon pedologist probably isn’t as tasty to eat
I’m fairly certain that’s how Dick Cheney died
Fuckin round like this is how our family legends about Darryl the Bigfoot got started
AI slop
Is it?
Genuine question.
Yeah. AI is really good at generating footage and stills for these infrared night vision types of surveillance cameras, in large part because they don’t need to be high resolution and are in black and white.
Because of the way they’re trained on cats and deer have eyes that reflect light back at the camera, these generated images also tend to give that effect even to animals (like humans) that wouldn’t have as pronounced of that effect.
Ahhh
Makes sense, thx for the explanation