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from hey@reddthat.com to starwarsmemes@lemmy.world on 01 May 14:36
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justdaveisfine@piefed.social on 01 May 14:40 next collapse

Well makes sense, as Lando is wearing a heavy set of plot armor.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world on 01 May 16:22 collapse

A blind man saw to free him. Nothing stops Lando.

Rhaedas@fedia.io on 01 May 16:54 collapse

Han didn't see, he's Force-sensitive, as are many who don't realize it.

As for Lando vs. the ship, not all canon is good canon. A saarlac that has that much awareness and strength for what it is doesn't make any sense. And yes, I realize that's bringing Star Trek rationality to a Star Wars conversation... but still, there has to be a bit of realism kept.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 01 May 14:56 next collapse

late 20th and early 21st century movie goers hate letting someone else tell a story

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:02 collapse

The fuck does this even mean.

OR3X@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:15 next collapse

He’s defending the use of plot armor for the benefit of telling a good story. I suppose.

marcos@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:57 collapse

Well, honestly if I was up for realism I wouldn’t watch a movie about space wizards magicking an entire empire out of existence.

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world on 02 May 15:20 collapse

Pretty sure they murdered them out of existence, like the fall of most empire.

marcos@lemmy.world on 02 May 16:39 collapse

The entire Empire? With thousands or millions of people maintaining it?

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world on 03 May 00:24 collapse

Idk about you but if the american empire fell, my job would barely flinch despite technically being a pretty big part of it.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 01 May 17:09 collapse

OP has evolved to a higher state of being

DarkCloud@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:15 next collapse

Or, the Saarlac had a lot of will/intention with the space ship …and almost none with lando.

You know it’s a bit like saying “A kitten must be very heavy if a weight lifter can lift them, because they can ALSO lift a 100 kg weight”.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:27 next collapse

IIRC the canon explanation actually kinda makes sense; While the grab-and-eat reflex is subconscious for a sarlacc, this particular sarlacc was a strict vegetarian and was fighting the reflex to consume Lando (and others) whenever they were thrown in; with the ship it was not trying to restrain itself since it was acting primarily in self defense.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca on 01 May 15:29 next collapse

Vegetables in the desert?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:42 collapse

As seen in the films it would still consume meat - it just did not do it by choice.

(don’t hurt me, I didn’t write it)

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca on 01 May 15:44 next collapse

Okay, so morally it wants to be a vegetarian, not it’s being force fed humanoid aliens?

Feels a little silly but I appreciate someone thought it through.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 17:14 collapse

Yes, this comes from a short story set during the period when C3P0 is wandering the desert - he stops to talk to the Almighty Sarlacc and it explains its position:

«So you keep calling me the almighty Sarlacc, which feels a bit cheeky, to be honest. Absolutely nobody has ever bothered to ask my opinion about anything before, and you keep feeding people to me without my consent. How exactly am I all-powerful?»  ―The sarlacc, to C-3PO
bcgm3@lemmy.world on 01 May 20:11 collapse

Thanks, I hate it

Janx@piefed.social on 01 May 17:07 collapse

Still better than “somehow, Palpatine returned”.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 18:44 collapse

AND THIS TIME, HE’S GOT A BRAND. NEW. PLAN.

[deleted] on 02 May 15:41 collapse

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Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 02 May 16:07 collapse

“You know, what if we put the planet destroying lasers on the ghost fleet?”

[deleted] on 02 May 20:25 collapse

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Hawke@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:38 next collapse

That’s the dumbest explanation possible and I can only hope that you’re making that up.

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:41 collapse

Alas no, this is real.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 01 May 15:43 next collapse

And the other one subsisted on a diet of spaceships?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 17:10 collapse

No, they’re the same sarlacc (the Almighty Sarlacc)

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 01 May 17:17 collapse

So Star Wars ships are made of vegetables?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world on 01 May 18:42 collapse

Wouldn’t be the dumbest thing in the canon.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world on 01 May 18:53 collapse

Meesa sad about dis.

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 01 May 15:58 collapse

I’m not a big star wars fan, but I really do respect their dedication to filling in plotholes by any means necessary

baronvonj@piefed.social on 01 May 15:56 next collapse

What’s the lifespan and maturity cycle of a sarlacc? I can’t recall, was this the same sarlacc? Maybe it hit puberty between the two events. You know how toddlers like to play with food, could have just been toying with Lando. Maybe it had children and had gained sarlacc Dad strength by the time it ate the ship.

RedFrank24@piefed.social on 01 May 18:07 next collapse

It’s probably just a matter of how much you resist. A human can’t really resist very much so the Sarlacc doesn’t have to put much effort into dragging him in. A ship is pulling pretty hard, so the Sarlacc has to put much more effort into dragging it down.

MimicJar@lemmy.world on 01 May 19:39 next collapse

Jabba was probably throwing people into the Sarlacc pit weekly. Even when Lando was falling in it had people falling in left and right. Sure the Sarlacc wanted to eat Lando but even easier food was literally falling right into its mouth.

But after? I don’t think Bib Fortuna was making as many trips to the Sarlacc pit. Poor thing was probably hungry.

Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works on 02 May 14:00 next collapse

Disney disregarding and overwriting old stuff and making it make less sense? They don’t do that with starwars, you take that back!

/s for the slow of thought

Nalivai@lemmy.world on 02 May 16:20 next collapse

I can consistently lift tens of kilos of things, I even sometimes do that for fun. However, yesterday I dropped a fork. This means I’m inconsistent as a character and my writers are lazy

trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 02 May 16:54 collapse

This is how Invincible writers fuck with powerscalers